Freepers here is where yuo now have to go

[nadinbrzezinski]

You see you were called to do your duty, so here I am gonna help you... mark your browsers and go here. I am sure the Recruiters will be glad to talk to you by the way.


All Services

USMilitary.com
http://www.usmilitary.com/

Military Career Guide Online
http://www.militarycareers.com/

My Future
http://www.myfuture.com/

Todays Military
http://www.todaysmilitary.com/
US Air Force (USAF)

U.S. Air Force Recruiting Service
Headquarters, 550 D Street, Suite 1
Randolph Air Force Base, TX 78150-4527
Tel.: [phone]

US Air Force (General Information Page)
(Recruiting Air Force, Air Force Reserve, Air National Guard, Civilian Career Information, Job Listings, Retiree)
Tel.: [phone]-USAF
http://www.af.mil/careers/

Air Force Career Center
http://careers.airforce.com/

Air Force Recruiter Locator (To find the Air Force recruiter nearest you!)
http://www.airforce.com/
- select channel "Information Center"

US Air Force Reserve Recruiting
Tel.: [phone]
http://www.afreserve.com/

US Air Force Reserve Recruiting Locator
http://ww2.afreserve.com/homemain.htm
http://www.afrlocator.com/
Air National Guard (ANG)

Tel.: 1-800-TO-GO-ANG

Information Page: http://www.goang.com

Career Opportunities in the ANG:
http://www.ang.af.mil/OM/career/

Where to find ANG-Units (by state):
http://www.ang.af.mil/units/angsites.asp
US Navy

US Navy Recruiting Command
5722 Integrity Dr., Bldg. 784
Millington, TN 38054
Tel.: 1-800-USA-NAVY

Navy (General Information Pages)
http://www.navy.com/
http://www.navyjobs.com/

Naval Special Warfare (SEALs, SWCC, Parachute Team)
http://www.sealchallenge.navy.mil/

Naval Reserve Force
Tel.: 1-800-USA-USNR
http://www.navalreserve.com/

Naval Reserve Jobs Information Resource
http://www.navy-reserve-jobs.com/
US Marine Corps

USMC Career Information Page
http://www.usmc.mil/marinelink/ind.nsf/career

Recruiting Information Page
http://www.marines.com/

Marine Forces Reserve Information Page
http://www.marforres.usmc.mil/
US Coast Guard

Recruiting Information Page
http://www.uscg.mil/jobs/

Coast Guard Reserve
http://www.uscg.mil/reservejobs/

Coast Guard Recruiting Offices (Locator)
http://www.uscg.mil/jobs/offices/recindex.htm

State By State Listing of Coast Guard Units
http://www.uscg.mil/hq/g-s/g-si/g-sii/sbs/sbsindex.htm
US Army

U.S. Army Recruiting Command
Public Affairs Office
Building 1307 Third Avenue
Fort Knox, KY 40121-2726
Tel.: [phone] or 0179, extension 499 or 1-(800)USA-ARMY

General Information Page (Army Careers)
http://www.army.mil/careers/default.htm

Army Recruiting Page
http://www.goarmy.com/

Army Special Operations Recruiting Page
http://www.goarmy.com/job/branch/sorc/index.htm

Army Reserve Recruiting Page
http://www.goarmyreserve.com/

Army Recruiting Offices (Locator)
http://www.goarmy.com/contact/recrloca.htm

Army Civil Service
http://cpol.army.mil/
Army National Guard (ARNG)

Tel.: 1-800-GO-GUARD

Information Page: http://www.1800goguard.com/

Army National Guard
http://www.arng.army.mil/

Virtual Army
http://www.virtualarmory.com/

[lvx35]

1. hehe.

Check out "Operation Yellow Elephant" here:
http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/
There's some good laughs on the topic of Repubs not signing up. From the site:

I think I may have stumbled across a sinister plot to destroy our nation's military effectiveness. It seems that nearly every time I ask a College Republican, a Protest Warrior, or a Young Republican to step up and volunteer to serve in Iraq, I'm told that they can't because they have an injury. Take the fine young Protest Warriors from Pass the Ammo for example. Three of the four have back or shoulder injuries that prevent them from serving. Chad's case is particularly sad. Apparently, he can only run in slow motion while shooting his AR-15.

[blue sky at night]

6. OH, MY GOD.....

that blog is awesome......love the first few posts, but the magnets are truly the funniest I have seen. Thanks.

[BOSSHOG]

2. Thank you Nadin

That is a wonderful public service you have provided for conservative Americans who have been called by their great leader to serve their country and fight their war.

I hate to point this out but despite all the wonderful resources you have offered, you failed to offer assistance in growing a spine, descending testicles and becoming a real man. However, bootcamp may do the trick for our fellow citizens who happen to be conservative. After all they spend their whole life acting like men.

Thanks again.

[nadinbrzezinski]

3. You welcome

but the spine transplant and testicle descending I will leave to the DI... I WISH I could introduce them to a nice DI... or two....

Left, left, left, right left... left, left, left, right left.

[blue sky at night]

4. thank you for a wonderful idea...........

I added a few key phrases and now I have a great three page sign I can post up and down the local fourth of july parade route!

FOR ALL OF YOU GOOD GOD FEARING REPUBLICAN WAR SUPPORTERS:

IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DO YOUR DUTY. PLEASE FIND LISTED BELOW EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO MAKE GOOD ON YOUR HEARTFELT CONVICTIONS TOWARD DEMOCRACY IN THE MIDDLE-EAST AND YOUR BLIND ALLEGIANCE TO YOUR COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF:
GET BUSY AND GET YOUR BUTTS DOWN TO THE RECRUITERS.
PLEASE SEND YOUR FRIENDS, CHILDREN, NEPHEWS AND NIECES,
AND DON’T FORGET THE WIFE!!
You see you were called to do your duty, so I am going to help you... mark your browsers and go here. I am sure the Recruiters will be glad to SEE YOU!

Your list goes here!

PLEASE, DON’T JUST PUT SILLY YELLOW MAGNET STICKERS ON YOUR TRUNK,
GET BUSY AND REALLY SUPPORT THE TROOPS BY BECOMING ONE, OR BY HAVING YOUR CHILD BECOME ONE.

[nadinbrzezinski]

5. You welcome, I intend to leave these at them SUVs

Lord I think I still ahve the actual enlistment forms somewhere, make soem photocopies and make it very easy... all the way to the DoD form.

Just leave the ones wiht DoD stickers on them alone.

[Dave Reynolds]

7. And also, dear freepers,

I will take the day off work to cart you to the recruiter of your choice.

Really.

:evilgrin:

[nadinbrzezinski]

12. I have made that offer to more than one puke

you'd be amazed how fast they disapear

[eleny]

8. And the ever popular DU favorite

The army enlistment application found here http://www.dtic.mil/whs/directives/infomgt/forms/eforms/dd0004.pdf

[nadinbrzezinski]

11. thanks I had misplaced taht one and gave my copy to an elderly

gentleman the other day... he went ballistic! How dare I tell him to gie taht to his grand kids, you nuts they could get killed doing that! Freeper fully decked out

[eleny]

15. He really said that to you?

That they could die? Holy crap. He's out of his mind. Those screwballs are totally losing it.

[nadinbrzezinski]

20. NO he did not tell me exactly that

but he went ballistic...

Here is how the exchange went.

Me I drive a truck with support the troops flag AND DoD stickers.

I park, he parks...

I see you support the troops

Yes Sir, I suport the troops, bring them home!

After some shock, DAMN LIBERAL and started gesticulating.

I will not question your service, you are old enough to have served in Korea, but here you go, give this to your Grand Kids, (full four pages enlistment papers)... I am sure they will be glad to be among the troops... (remember I have a DoD Sticker on that truck!)

his face redenned to oh beat red... he started ranting about liberals, but he could NOT use the liberals don't serve crap...

I thank you for your service, now it is time for your kids to serve... he only got redder. Oh and you have been conned, hope you don't have to choose between dog food and medicine soon. He turned and walked away... I wonder if he put them forms in the trash...

[eleny]

22. "I wonder if he put them forms in the trash"

No matter - they had one hell of an effect!

[nadinbrzezinski]

28. Yep, sad to say it, I was smiling for the rest of the day

[Swamp Rat]

9. Anonymous source: "Stop talking Maggot and join my beloved Marine Corps"

You, I want you.

I want to talk to all you fine young Republicans about service in my beloved Marine Corps. I know you think that wrtitng blog posts is the same as Scout Sniper school, hunting down America's enemies, but it ain't.

We need you fine young Americans in uniform, in Iraq.We don't need you behind a keyboard, unless it's a USMC keyboard.

Boys, the Corps is hurting We're not making our numbers. And we need fine young Americans like you to serve. The boys from Wal-Mart have done their part, now it's time for you college boy pukes do the same. You need to buck up and ruck up. Be a part of the Mean Green Fighting Machine. Not sit behind a keyboard like some liberal pussy. We need you men at arms, serving your country in combat.

I can see it. You're saying, do I have the balls to be a Marine? Can I wear that blue uniform, the finest an American fighting man wears, am I man enough?

Sure you are. You've already confronted Islamofascism with words, now it's time for deeds.

After twelve weeks. not eight weeks, like the pussies in the Army, at MCRD San Diego or MCRD Parris Island, a few weeks at AIT at Camp Lejune, and you'll be off to Southwest Asia, ready to confront those Islamofascists with an M-4 in your hands and your personal chickenplate armor on your back. So when you are discharged, you can take your vest right into that nighshift at WaWa or Krystals or 7/11. You won't be sleeping nights for a while, so why let those hours go to waste. Put some cash in your pocket.

So why be a Marine, instead of a soldier?

Son, between you and me, the Army is a bunch of fuckups. The Army couldn't piss it's way out of a paper bag. Sure, if you like a uniform which looks like a fruit salad, go be a soldier. But real men join the Corps, men like Ted Williams and Captain Kangeroo. They were Marines. You don't want to be a pussy soldier. Ted Kennedy was a soldier. Michael Dukakis was a soldier. Be a man, be a Marine.

So maybe now you're thinking "can I survive bootcamp"?

I did, you will too. Boot camp isn't like the movies. We'll get you running and jumping and our rifle range makes shooters. No one will be breaking into your home in your gated community back home, once they get a taste of Marine Corps marksmanship.

So, young Republican, this is the time. The Heritage Foundation can wait, that internship can wait. So can law school. It's time for you to serve your country, and not behind some freaking desk.

Go to www.marines.com and start the process of becoming a Marine.

Semper Fi, boot.

[nadinbrzezinski]

10. I could add soem language I used to use wiht Boots

but I think Skinner would boot me out of here... especially if this is translated...

;-)

Anyhow, time for the 101st keyboard brigade to do THEIR FUCKING DUTY... and put the keyboard down and pick up that damn M-4 or M-16.. heck if they are men enough they can even maybe make it through SpecOps... training... but swampie I suspect tehy are suffering from Penis disease... (I knwo I am getting crude here), rather a lack of balls

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. And even as we 'speak' the freepers are lining up to support their

President and his war and their troops! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[in_cog_ni_to]

14. I'm so touched.

From the kindness of your heart you do this for them. *sigh* DUers warm my soul. :hug:

:) Great post.

[nadinbrzezinski]

17. Now I am gonna contact my local

recruiter and kindly sugest he goest to the local college and crashes the local College Republican Meeting... and have a heart to heart with these kids... I meam jingoism needs more than just typing at the local internet cafe.

[berni_mccoy]

16. Mind if I cut and paste that directly on to FreeRepublic.com?

I'll post the link as soon as I do it, but won't do it until you say ok.

[nadinbrzezinski]

18. Oh please do

we really need them to join, their CIC told them taht it was honorable to serve (Freepers it is, from a military family to you kids... GO ENLIST)

[berni_mccoy]

21. Done

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1432815/posts

[Boxerfan]

25. PULLED already

Guess them PEWBICANS are not as patriotic as the make out now are they!!

[berni_mccoy]

26. And this after nearly 86% support the war too

[nadinbrzezinski]

27. I read it, you "troll" aparently telling them to serve

is trollish... good lord that was funny

[Renew Deal]

24. Fight the presidents war you pussies.

Save the tough talk for the "insurgents." Go kick some ass. If you want to Support the Troops®, Join them.

[merh]

19. Nominated & bookmarked!

What a wonderful public service you have provided.

I will gladly share this infor with all the bushbots I know. :thumbsup:

[merh]

29. kick

:kick:

[oasis]

23. Don't be like your AWOL leader, you Kool aid drinking bastards.