I just figured out why the chimp teared up!

[Gold Metal Flake]

It was the powerful stench of CAT PISS!




"That lying cocksucker!"

[DemonFighterLives]

1. Maybe rove had him wired like the Abu Gharib detainees

one to where his nuts should be one to where his peewee is.

[paparush]

2. Flash! Headline!!

Must Credit Smudge

Candy Assed President Bawls During Death Pep Rally

Rove, "Meds had worn off...Pay no attention...HooHa!"

Joint Chiefs Meet in Emergency Session to plot overthrow of Cry Baby Commander in Chief

[Gold Metal Flake]

17. Hah! Good stuff.

[mopaul]

3. yeah, that cat piss fear smell, it was thick tonight

[johnaries]

16. Karl! You promised NO TEETH!

ow!

[Media_Lies_Daily]

4. Rove was under the podium rubbing Shrubbie's nuts with an onion.

[eleny]

5. hahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!

[the_spectator]

11. With onions,

don't you have to get it in your eyes to tear up? Onions on the nuts would just give him smelly nuts. Wouldn't it?
:shrug:

[the_spectator]

6. I'm afraid it was practice -

He slipped it in on purpose. I'm convinced of it. I wonder what he had to think of though to reliably make himself cry? The quiet shame he always felt because he knew he was a Disappointment to Daddy? That's my best guess.

[gauguin57]

7. Or, maybe he suddenly realized the cost of being a PNAC PUPPET!

Maybe he suddenly realized he's got blood on his hands up to his armpits -- that he got thousands of Americans (not to mention Iraqis) killed, maimed, injured because of a BIG EFFING LIE. That he'll rot in HELL for being responsible for the loss of a lot of trusting, loyal, patriotic soldiers' lives.

I'd cry, even if I had no heart, like Shrubbie and the PNACs (new rock group?)

[SammyWinstonJack]

8. Nah! He's just a phony bastard!

It's as simple as that!

[gauguin57]

9. Boy, you give him a lot more credit for being a good actor than I do!

I don't think he has the brains to Method-act his way into those croc. tears.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

10. Don't sociopaths have the ability to cry at will?

Or actors.

[Kurovski]

12. Or manipulative alcoholics?

[lachattefolle]

14. Drunks cry easily also.

[Cleita]

13. Aren't there little tear duct things that they use in the movies

for actors who can't produce tears on demand, to use? I think either that was what they gave him to use, or someone put onion on something he could rub close to his eyes to cry.

[Octafish]

15. He was crying because he knows he's going to hell.

The little turd from Crawford will have plenty of company he knows.