Man Pulled From Women's Outhouse Tank

[The Straight Story]

Man Pulled From Women's Outhouse Tank


ALBANY, N.H. -- A man is facing charges after police said they pulled him from a tank under a women's toilet that was filled with human waste.

Police said that Gary Moody, 45, was under a log cabin outhouse off the Kancamagas Highway in Albany.

"You can draw your own conclusions as to the conditions we encountered," said Capt. John Hebert, of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department.

Police said that they got a call from the parents of a teenage girl who said that when she went to use the facilities, she saw Moody's face staring back at her from the hole.

http://www.local6.com/news/4662466/detail.html

[gauguin57]

1. Man! This guy's in deeper shit than Bush & Co.!

:evilgrin:

[Snotcicles]

10. Sounds like his is bucking for a job at Gitmo n/t

[bemildred]

2. I'm sorry, I don't need to know about this.

The Jackson trial was enough shit for a while.

[knowbody0]

3. thanks for the vision

im gonna get you back!

[Snotcicles]

11. Nominated for weight loss post of the year n/t

[The Straight Story]

16. heh, that will be hard to do.....

unless you have a story about bush with a pic of him naked :)

[graywarrior]

4. Why am I not surprized?

I lived there for 15 years. This is normal.

[mike_c]

5. words fail me....

Holy shit, batman.

[hnsez]

6. Is that a quote from the bible? In the Garden of Eden?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. Another pervert plummets to records depths of desperation

Ew.

[jobycom]

8. I mean...

You know, in the days before pay per view and the Internet, I guess I can almost get it... Geeze Louise.

[shanti]

9. oh,.my.god

this isTRULY bizarre. :wow:

[Must_B_Free]

12. maybe he thought it was shinola

[OneBlueSky]

13. must have been a Republican . . . n/t

.

[nadinbrzezinski]

14. I don't envy the officers who had to clean that mess

or the EMS crews who had to decon that guy... talking from experience here...

[nonconformist]

15. That's pretty shitty if you ask me. nt

[KansDem]

17. Reminds me of an old joke...

A farmer went to a barn dance one Saturday night. He was having a good time when nature called. Directed to an outhouse, the farmer left the dance momentarily. When he entered the outhouse, he suddenly fell through the rotting floor into the muck below. Realizing his predicament, the farmer began shouting "Fire!, Fire!" Hearing his cries, the other folks ran outside, saw what had happened, and help the farmer out of the hole. When he was safely above ground, he was asked, "Why did you shout 'Fire!' when there wasn't one?" The farmer replied, "Well, I figured if I shouted 'Shit!, Shit!', no one would want to help me!"