RAPTUREs 101

[opihimoimoi]

What is the definition of this event supposedly happening soon?

What Happens? God comes and chooses who goes and who stays?

Go where? Heaven...Eternal Bliss, 72 virgins, 5 acres, a Spring, a Pond? A House, Condo. TownHouse? Hang out at the Golf course and swimming pools/spas?? What time the bar opens? Closes..?

What can we order for din din?

Will there an internet? A Library? Schools?

Has there ever been a Rapture before?

Why Not?

Will it be a good rapture or a bad one?? Raptures R US??? The cheap kine?

Who calls for the Rapture? Us? God?

Is there any evidence this Rapture thingy will ever come?? Links?

[rawtribe]

1. God is such an asshole....

Why would anyone want to hang with him/her/it.

[opihimoimoi]

2. Only to find out why HE lets Asshole Leaders like Bush, etc gain power to

Harm the Masses....

[TrogL]

3. It's running kinda late

It was supposed to happen within the lifetime of people who had known Jesus personally.

It's nineteen centuries later and they're still waiting.

[opihimoimoi]

4. TROG!!!!! LTNS guy..hope all is well in Canada..

So what happens if we wait another 2,000 years and no Raps??

Come, we go look for Enki.......