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Present Gore is into his second term, gas is only 1.25/gallon (but hybrid cars are selling like hotcakes, just in case), Enron and Worldcom are doing brisk (and legal) business, and I'm richer by another third of my salary.
Same-sex marriage is legal in most states, but since everyone else realizes that it's none of their business either way, even the fundies are mum about it. Since proper sex-education is available in schools, contraception is safe and easy, and kids take just a little more time to be careful out of respect for each other, abortions are now at record lows.
The Kyoto accords passed handsomely, and already a slight amount of process is being made to correct global warming and repairing the ozone layer. Greenhouse gas levels are also dropping, and environmental regulations are proving to be beneficial to both big business and the ecology.
Walmart finally figured out that they already have enough stores, so expansion has slowed, which is kind of a shame since their employee benefits package is the envy of the workplace, so everybody wants to work there.
Social Security was tweaked a little, and should be viable well into the next century. In gratitude for all the sacrifices made during their years of service to their country (Present Gore was a veteran of the Vietnam War, IIRC), veteran's benefits were increased.
In the same vein, facing a backlog of high school and college graduate eager to enlist for four years in exchange for education, military recruiters are now forced to be more selective (only the very best will do, after all, our service men and woman are ambassadors of our country).
Former President Clinton travels the world as ambassador-at-large, pressing America's case for many international treaties, and his natural charm has done more for America's image in five years than all our combined efforts have over the previous fifty.
Somewhere in Texas, a former governor is being indicted for an inside stock trading scheme from several years ago.
I'm not trying to be funny.
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