NAt'l Reep Committe BEGS for FUNDS: Guess the mepubs aren't ponying up...

[elehhhhna]

Hubs gets this trash from the NRCC sometimes--this one sounds desprerate. Why do they send this to a bigmouth Dem? How can I fond out if someone made a campaign contrib. in his name? (We DO live near Sugar Land, home of the Whopper (The Divine DeLay)


"Dear XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX@blah blah.net,

We have a critical situation on our hands.

Because this is an off-election year, many NRCC members have failed to provide their usual support. (!!!Mwahahaha!!! e~)

As a result we are facing a serious budget shortfall. And that concerns me considering how the Democrats and their liberal allies have taken partisanship, obstructionism and attack politics to brand new levels in recent months. They are proving everyday that they will say and do anything in their desperate attempt to destroy President Bush’s agenda and regain control of Congress.
(Is this not the most poorly written copy you've suffered through in AGES? e~)

Please make your most generous contribution today!
As we head into these early critical months of the campaign cycle, it is vital that we have the financial resources to meet our opponents head on and to set the record straight with voters (i.e., "catapult some propageanda". e~) . At the same time, we must be able to fully-fund our candidate recruitment programs and grassroots (Swiftboat, etc., LOL! e~) operations.

That is why I am calling on you, as a loyal Republican dedicated to President Bush and our Republican Agenda, to respond to this email immediately. (Karl's on crack. This sentence, addressed to Mister Husbandman, is beyond the pale...e~)

For us to continue to effectively respond to the Democrats' brutal attacks on President Bush and our Republican record of accomplishment, I must ask that you return a special emergency contribution of $25, $50 or even $100 today.

Your positive response to this email will guarantee that we have the crucial funds necessary to block the Democrats’ desperate power grab to destroy President Bush's agenda and win back control of Congress.
(I'm positive y'all are fried. Whattsa matter? Got busted on the Ohio & FL money-laundering and need funds FAST? Get a flippin' payday loan, losers. e~)

So please help now if you can, by making your most generous contribution to the NRCC today. I hope to hear from you soon. (OH NO YOU DON'T. e~)


Sincerely, ("Uh....Riiiight." -- props to "Office Space")

Tom Reynolds, M.C.
Chairman

P.S. President Bush and I are counting on your continued support. So please submit your special emergency contribution of $25, $50 or even $100 to the NRCC without delay. Thank you."

[RubyDuby in GA]

1. But...but....but....

I thought they were outraising us by so much that it was supposedly laughable to them. No? Awww....I feel so bad for them I could almost cry, but sadly no tears will come.

[elehhhhna]

2. DOn't fret. You can always induce tears by rerunning a GW Press conf.