rove tries to get chimpy to cry for speech. Transcript of conversation.

[Bouncy Ball]

rove: look georgie, you HAVE to do it.

chimpy: I don't WANNA FUCKING do it, YOU fucking cry! Fuck!

rove: I have no tear ducts and besides I'm not giving the speech, you are, so buck up, it's just a couple of tears, damn.

chimpy: FUCKING A. I BETTER fucking get a shot of Wild Turkey after for THAT. Shit.

rove: We'll see. Depends on how you do.

chimpy: FUUUUUCK!!!! Ok how am I fucking going to fucking cry? I don't fucking feel like fucking crying. Shit. The fucking shit I go through....where's my drink?

rove: screw your drink, listen to me, what can you think of to work up just a couple of tears, you motherfucker?

chimpy: Shit, I don't know. No more Wild Turkey in the whole world?

rove: If that'll do it, go for it you son of a bitch. Now let's see you do it.

chimpy: WHAT? NOW? Fuck you. No, fuck you. I'm sick of you. No, get the fuck off me, I'm not doing that ANY more, so just go find someone else.

rove: you owe me everything. Get over here.

chimpy: Damn, I don't feel like it...

rove: then work up some tears.

chimp: ok fuck. Damn. Ok, no more Wild Turkey, no more Wild Turkey....no more....mmmmmph.....(sniff)....

rove: good enough. Now c'mere.

chimp: GOD, I know my dad didn't have to do this.

rove: Don't bet on it, hon.

[petepillow]

1. that was AWESOME

thank you.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

2. Link?

Or else I'm telling.*
















*smiley

[Bouncy Ball]

3. Hey, I just report it.

I cannot reveal my sources.

[LightningFlash]

4. Spoken like a true alternative....

....To Robert Novak! :yourock:

Report it, doesn't mean you have to reveal your sources!

Awesome job :thumbsup:

[phoebe]

5. needed that - good one

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