Unbelievable blind-side by my wife's sister-in-law last night!

[DemoTex]

Patricia is just a country-club, GOP bimbo. Nice enough. Her husband, my wife's brother, is an orthopedic surgeon (and not very good, at that). He is a macho right-winger that really knows nothing about modern politics.
We were talking about teenage sexuality. I must clarify that it was Patricia, the fundy sister-in-law (Bob Jones U. and married to my B-I-L fundy PCA preacher), my wife (Dr. DemoTex), and me (already described by my B-I-L as one of two in SC to vote for Kerry) in this conversation. The two S-I-Ls have teenaged girls that Dr. D. just took to NYC for a weekend.
Anyway, the talk got around to a "rainbow club" at teenage parties. All the girls wear different colored lipsticks, and the boy with the best "rainbow" on his member at the end of the night wins.
(I do not believe the premise of this specious tale. Teenaged boys might get it up for one or two, but subsequent BJs are going to be for naught against a flaccid and humiliating penile state).
About that time Patricia went crazy. "It's all Bill Clinton's fault," she screamed. "Bill Clinton taught my boys what a BJ is," (one of her three boys was not borned until Bu$h was selected, and the oldest was 6 when Clinton was elected for the second term. The fundy S-I-L started bobbing her head like a little plastic dog in the back window of a car. Bill Clinton! Bill Clinton! Iraq! 9-11! Sex! Etc.
I said, and I quote: "Wait just a minute, ladies. Between you you have three kids who will be at or over 18 in the next couple of years. They are cannon fodder for this war for oil. But Rumsfeld said it might last 12 years. That gets into your younger brood.

[shoelace414]

1. my answer is usually

"and you, of course, didn't know what a BJ was until you got married."

people seem to forget they were teens once.

[shoelace414]

2. same type of reply for Abstinence only ed

Were you a virgin when you were married? no? do you think if they told you you would die if you had sex it would have made you stay a virgin until you got married? didn't think so.

[DemoTex]

25. Sorry to hijack your high spot ..

Look down to 24 for the rest of my post. It got screwed up, somehow.

Mac

[whistle]

3. You need to take this to Dr Phil....

:eyes:

[BrklynLiberal]

4. Ask your Repuke SIL if SHE ever heard of a BJ before Clinton... or if

he was the one who taught her about it too.

[bigwillq]

5. Call me naive

But I never heard of a "rainbow party" before and this is coming from a gay male where BJs are as common as pennies.

[Skip Intro]

6. Wow

I guess I was the other SC Kerry voter (not - Kerry/Edwards signs and stickers were as numerous as bush/w ones last fall around Charleston).

I had never heard of the rainbow club - good Lord, I can't say what I'm thinking.

What was their reaction when you pointed out that Clinton might have had a bj, but he didn't come for their sons like bush is doing?

[Bouncy Ball]

7. Dear God, THIS again?

I wish I had been there. I'd love to have told her about my classmates in high school in 1984 who knew FULL well about BJs. Lessee, RAY GUN was in office then!!!! It's all his fault!

All the BJs that were going on in the 80s were RAYGUN'S FAULT!

Makes about as much sense as her argument. :shrug:

[karlrschneider]

15. Ho ho...1984? BJs were big in my crowd in SEVENTY four!

:D

[Bouncy Ball]

16. WHOA!! PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT BJs IN 1974?????

OMG!! IT WAS THAT DASTARDLY FORD!!!!

[Karenina]

26. When I was a teen

SEX meant an activity that could end in PREGNANCY. THAT IS ALL. Bill ain't much older than I and good southern boys knew better than to "kiss and tell." Everything else was errraaa... (good clean fun?)

[proud2BlibKansan]

40. The class of 69

was 2 years ahead of me and tried to live up to their name.

So it's really all Nixon's fault.

[PsN2Wind]

27. Wasn't it Kitty Kelley's book?

about the Rayguns, that said that Frank Sinatra claimed Nancy Reagan gave the best BJ of anyone in Hollywood.

[TimeChaser]

8. Actually...

... wouldn't it have been the media's obsession with the scandal that taught them what a BJ was?

[stevedeshazer]

9. It's always Clinton's fault.

Female-on-male oral sex didn't exist before Monica, of course. :eyes:

It's revealing that she wants to talk about rainbows and straight sex, a convenient combination of two right-wing fantasies.

Who else learned of fellatio from Bill Clinton? Obviously. no one else ever thought of it before then. :shrug:

[Career Prole]

10. LOL! Monica Lewinsky wasn't even a gleam in her daddy's eye

when I found out about fellatio.
I'm trying to remember if I should be blaming JFK or LBJ... :eyes:

[Bouncy Ball]

12. I found out what a BJ was in 1983 when my friend

Linda told me. Before that, I had heard of it, but I thought it actually involved blowing air onto......well, you get the idea. And I was confused, wondering why guys would like that. Then in 1983, on the bus to a field trip, Linda cleared it up for me. I thought about what she said and said "Gross!"

:rofl:

[Career Prole]

20. LOL!! EEEEEWWW!!!

That wasn't exactly my reaction, but I can empathize. :rofl:

[Bouncy Ball]

21. Well, I was a girl.

And I remember thinking "that is SO disgusting, I will NEVER do that."

:rofl:

[Career Prole]

29. We all start out with the best of intentions.

I was going to save myself for marriage. (Hmmm...maybe it was Eisenhower and not JFK after all! :rofl: )

Shoulda picked a more realistic goal, like saving myself for summer vacation or something...
:D

[jody]

11. You should write a play based on you family.

:hi:

[karlrschneider]

13. Hi, Mac...here's an article about a BOOK by that name...

I never heard of it before (the book -or- the shenanigan) :D

http://www.usatoday.com/life/books/news/2005-05-22-rainbow-usat_x.htm

[tubbacheez]

14. If they really wanted to fix the blame

for governmental overfixation on BJs, they should point their ire at Kenneth Starr, who tried so hard to pin some kind of wrongdoing on the Clintons that he finally had to settle for charging Bill with lying about an extra-marital affair unrelated to the nation's business.

Of course, Starr did so immediately and with as much media attention as he could muster.

Bill received the BJ. But Kenneth was the one who put it on daily news and into the minds of every American, regardless of age.

Heck, Bill was obviously trying to keep the episode quiet.



If anyone cares to look at the facts, (I know, I know, fat chance with Repubs), Starr did far more "teaching" than Clinton did.

[wakeme2008]

22. IT was Starr that released the Cigar story too...

he just liked to talk about Clinton's sex habits. :(

[Kansas Wyatt]

30. Republicans like the juicy details of people's sex lives.

It makes them feel kind of funny and they are afraid of getting aroused by it.

[DearAbby]

38. Republicans like the juicy details

Makes em happy in pants :rofl:

[tubbacheez]

31. And the part that pains me the most is...

Starr did all this funded with our tax money. :(

[sakabatou]

17. I would say:

"This discussion is getting inappropriate, let's move on to something else. And I don't want to hear any poltics or anything to do with polics."

[EVDebs]

18. Wow, I always thought fellatio was as ancient as the oldest profession

but that darn Clinton SHOULD have kept it in his pants especially with Monica. The Delta Force secretary Whatta Tripp certainly made full use of HER connections, and after the Somalia "BlackHawk Down" incident, well, the military and secret service were on the lookout for anything to nail BigDog with. They monitor those WH phone lines too. Wouldn't doubt if a video taping system was in if not a recording system...

Remember this, Dante's circles of hell started with the lesser 'sins of the flesh' and worked their way to the treacherous level where real betrayals took place (like Judas).

[Bouncy Ball]

19. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

You have GOT to be kidding me with that.

[KarenInMA]

23. You know someone who went to Bob Jones??

And is successful in life? I can't tell you how much that scares me.

[DemoTex]

37. She is the ultra-obedient Bo-Jo housewife of my fundy-preacher BIL.

She lives life vicariously by wedging my wife into a trip to NYC last weekend with her 14 year old daughter and two other nieces. She cannot go to help because her two year old (with a mouth of vicious looking teeth) is still at breast.

Guess-who-payed for 4 airline tickets? Bingo! Dr. DemoTex did. Guess who payed for the Hotel "W" on Times Square .. yep. Dr.D. Meals? Dr.D. Taxis? Dr. D or course.

That's where the sex talk happened. I knew it would. The two other nieces are smart sexy girls whose parents aren't fundy nuts. Dr. D shared a room with them. Pillow talk until 2 am.

The fundy preacher B-I-L "wants to talk with me about the New York trip." Sorry, son! It was your daughter and my wife(your sister). You knew how liberal and irreverent she was before the trip. Call Jebus.

[DemoTex]

24. This got truncated and posted way before I was through!

Unbelievable blind-side by my wife's sister-in-law last night!Patricia is just a country-club, GOP bimbo. Nice enough. Her husband, my wife's brother, is an orthopedic surgeon (and not very good, at that). He is a macho right-winger that really knows nothing about modern politics (and not much more about medicine).

We were talking about teenage sexuality. I must clarify that it was Patricia, the fundy sister-in-law (Bob Jones U. and married to my B-I-L fundy PCA preacher), my wife (Dr. DemoTex), and me (already described by my B-I-L as one of two in SC to vote for Kerry) in this conversation. The two S-I-Ls have teen-aged girls that Dr. D. just took to NYC for a weekend.

Anyway, the talk got around to a "rainbow club" at teenage parties. All the girls wear different colored lipsticks, and the boy with the best "rainbow" on his member at the end of the night wins. (I do not believe the premise of this specious tale. Teen-aged boys might get it up for one or two, but subsequent BJs are going to be for naught against a flaccid and humiliating penile state).

About that time Patricia went crazy. "It's all Bill Clinton's fault," she screamed. "Bill Clinton taught my boys what a BJ is," (one of her three boys was not born until Bu$h was selected, and the oldest was 6 when Clinton was elected for the second term. The fundy S-I-L started bobbing her head like a little plastic dog in the back window of a car. Bill Clinton! Bill Clinton! Iraq! 9-11! Sex! Etc.

I said, and I quote: "Wait just a minute, ladies. Between you, you have three kids who will be at or over 18 in the next couple of years. They are cannon fodder for this war for oil. But Rumsfeld said it might last 12 years. That gets into your younger brood. As a draftee and survivor of Vietnam, I predict that one or more of your beautiful little children will serve in Iraq-nam or Afghanistan. Steel yourself up, ladies, for body-bags. In fact, look now at Dover. Look at the wasted lives coming in in the caskets (oh, sorry, I forgot .. but you can picture it in your mind). And Lisa, it has nothing to do with Jesus. It is among some an earthly manipulation to speed up Armageddon and the Rapture. Those people are playing God. Get a life. If there is a god, it works on a pre-set internal timetable."

Crazy women!

http://www.knology.net/~rareandfirsts/w.jp

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

28. Lemme clarify this. You have TWO GOP SIL's named Patricia?

DemoTex Family Tree: (I tried to graph this out but was too lazy and incompetent to do it.)

You are married to Dr. DemoTex.

Dr. DT has a brother Dr. RW Sawbones, who is married to countryclubrepub Pat.

Dr. DT has a brother, RWpreachitbrutha, who is married to fundybjhating Pat. Who is separate and distinct from countryclubrepub Pat.

Both Pats have daughters, who may be exposed to being drafted into Iraqnam (though not if Sawbones and Preachitbrutha give enuf campaign $ to shrubco I'll bet), but more importantly, have been exposed to the knowledge of the terrible BJ rainbow party!

As if turning on the TV or radio for 15 minutes in this country or going to any movie these days would not make such knowledge available to you.

Have I got it all straight? :shrug:

By the way, I know what kind of party I'm having next! Well actually no, if my wife has anything to say about it... :(

[Bouncy Ball]

36. LMAO!!!!!

You are killing me, Mayberry. I bet that's not something you hear in real life too often! LMAO!!!!! (Inside joke, people.)

[DemoTex]

43. No! No! No!

RWpreachitbrutha's Bo-Jo wife is Leeeesa (Lisa). She corrupted my B-I-L years ago when, as a Bob Jones U. (cringe) Young-Lifer, she found him in a drunken state at their Easter sunrise service site on the lake near Clemson University. He was laying with harlots and wine bottles as the sun came up on that holy site. It was like "Oh Brother! Where Art Thou?" Too funny. Sounds like me in the 60's, but I avoided the Jebus-freaks like I did Army recruiters. The Army drafted me. Jebus never has. Know what I mean Vern?

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

44. OK so fundybjhata is Lisa, and there's only one Pat, CountryClubRepub Pat.

Lisa and Pat both have rainbowBJpartyknowledge exposed daughters now.

Am I coming in more clear?

[leftchick]

32. is this rainbow shit some RW rumor?

I really am beginning to doubt how valid this is. I have heard this exact same thing from my RW neighbor friend quite some time ago and she too Blamed it on Bill. Like HE Fucking Invented BJs for cripes sakes!

:grr:

[noisefloor]

46. It got around

I heard this from my own S-I-L she was talking about "Rainbow Parties" that she learned while studying early childhood development.
This game certainly sounds like a RW fantasy. But it could simply be from the same text-book.

[PsN2Wind]

33. Ya shoulda mentioned

the Porn producer, and starlet that specializes in anal sex, attending the Repub fund raiser. Are her kids now going to learn about Greek love?

[KarenInMA]

35. no no no, she WON'T do anal

because she likes to poop alot.

If you missed The Daily Show snip, do yourself a favor and download it!!

[DemoTex]

45. And she farts on camera for the first time ..

And giggles. But she joined the GOP for the right reason. It is where the Johns with money lurk. Great, great line. She is the perfect whore for the GOP.

[BattyDem]

34. "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" was released in 1982

Remember the carrot scene? Bill Clinton wasn't even a governor yet! :eyes:

[Nikia]

39. I graduated high school in 1996

We all knew what BJs were. We lived in a fairly conservative area and thus did not have BJ orgys. There were a fair number of teenage couples who only engaged in oral sex in high school or did for several months prior to having intercourse. Oral sex was considered less serious than intercourse. Students who engaged only in oral sex tended to consider themselves virgins. I would think that abstinence only education would further this type of thinking.

[Sleepless In NY]

41. Then it must be Reagan's fault everyone is getting divorced

Remind her, that the 1st divorced president of the United States was none other than Ronnie Raygun. Guess he made it, "acceptable" to be divorced. And judging from the fact, that all republicans who signed the Marriage Act, were divorced at least one time, Reagan's "example" got fire. Yep, it's all Reagans fault. Why dont repukes take their moral act and shove it?

[SemperEadem]

42. I think I'd have asked her

Pat... had your meds checked recently?

[NMMNG]

47. I knew what a blow job was when I was in high school

That was in the 1980's. The going thing was to pass around joke "licenses" to do different things like have sex, give BJs, give hand jobs, etc. My friend had a "BJ license" in her pocket when her mom went to do the laundry and found it. Her mom was flabbergasted to say the least (the going joke in her Catholic family was that the only four times she'd had sex was the four times she got pregnant).


"I never!!" was the mother's shocked comment.

"And dad married you?" was my friend's sarcastic reply.

Teenagers knew about blow jobs long before Bill Clinton got one in the Oval Office...

[Ms. K]

48. Well, too bad for your BIL

that SIL Leeeeesa's head never bobbed up and down in his lap, or his in hers.

They might not be so quick to jump all over how eeeeeeeeevil BJs are.

Oh, and I graduated high school in 1993, we all knew what BJs were, and most of us girls (I don't know so much about the guys, they never talked to us) had performed at LEAST one. Some of us had performed more than one....and some of us *raises hand* became quite good at it. Believe me, my husband does not complain about the skills I picked up!

I'm staying farther and farther away from the Jebus freaks. We used to go to church with them, and I was quickly becoming more and more miserable, and my husband finally asked me why. He was raised in Vineyard tradition, I was raised by people who expected me to think for myself and make up my own mind concerning matters spiritual. I told him bluntly, "Why are we going to a church that thinks I'm going to Hell because I play with pretty cards (Tarot), and you're going to Hell because you play D&D?"

We haven't been back to church in quite some time. We've decided we want a place to worship, not be told how horrible we are because we won't have more children and "fill our quiver full", or because we don't support the Christian Coalition-driven Regressive Party, or because we refuse to support a war driven by bullshit.

I swear, some people need a size twelve boot to the head.