Just about sums it up...

[Emit]

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.


CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse?

You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers,
judges, and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!


And last but not least . .

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart
"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and
Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama bin Laden too, but they
take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard,
and haul her ass off to jail."

Passed to me by my funny Dem sister in Florida

[Tesla]

1. I had this sent to me in an email today

from a FREEPER!!!

[LightningFlash]

2. No way! Actual conservatives getting a clue....

It can't be happening sherlock :crazy: :crazy:

This bunch of neocons has pissed off the last people....

[Redstone]

3. Sounds like a Freeper Favorite to me too:

"the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, Right-wing mysogynistic remark, anyone?

Not to mention the "11 million illegal aliens" part.

Redstone

[Emit]

4. Oh, come on...I think you're over analyzing it a bit. n/t

[Redstone]

5. Nope. It's the kind of simplistic stuff they love.

Just my opinion.

Redstone