Is Dick Cheney dead or alive?

[whistle]

...If alive, where has he been for the past seven days? If dead, why are we being lead to believe that he is still around?

[wtmusic]

1. He's dead, but they've propped him up

and are using quotes from last year

[sabra]

alive (unless there's a cyborg replacement of him)

there was a thread yesterday with a pic of him from a 6.28 meeting...

[goclark]

2. He surfaced yesterday, saw a link with photo here

[Jon_da_brockman]

3. I'm sure he is alive

If he was dead, I suspect they would NEED to replace him as soon as possible.

[liberal N proud]

8. Unless they have secretly moved someone in to do the puppet work

and just kept the VP out of the spot light.
If no one saw him, you would never be able to tell.

[SomewhereOutThere424]

4. I hope there's a chance he's gone

to greener pastures, which of course wouldn't be on american soil under what he'd done. It'd be a good fair chance for nature to recooperate, so I personally hope that he'd gone to the big pace maker in the sky.

[anarch]

5. I've been wondering that for years...

re-animated corpse? automaton with no soul? the evil undead?

[benburch]

6. He's been dead for YEARS.

Just look at his soulless eyes.

[JHB]

7. He's the Undead, one without life yet still walks the Earth

That was no pacemaker/monitor they put in him, it was a sunscreen reservoir so he could go outside without bursting into flame at the touch of sunlight.

[dbt]

17. What JHB says!

:bounce:

[Norquist Nemesis]

9. He's in re-programming

classes. He went a little over board a few days ago and must submit to linguistic updates.

[Jersey Devil]

10. He's spending the weekend with Bernie (nt)

x

[Beaver Tail]

11. Thats a trick Question

[whistle]

12. Thanks all very helpful

...like to see a real video of him though with today's date and time on it.

[earth mom]

13. Where's Cheney AND Where's Laura?

Has anyone seen either lately? It's all kinda eerie if you ask me....

:tinfoilhat:

[goclark]

15. Have you noticed how they disappear at times?

Laura gave "funny" jokes ,she was the darling of the Media!
Laura gets booed while traveling in Europe and she Disappears!


Cheney talks about Dean's mama and says something else stupid and ,,,he disappears until it all blows over.

Rove is not practicing rocket science. He is predictable.

[mod mom]

14. Technically, if you have NO HEART, you are not alive. nt

[dubyaD40web]

16. Maybe he's endorsing..

George Romero's new Land Of The Dead.

[swag]

18. He's running the show from hell via Thermofax.