It's Bush's Birthday Next Week - What Should We Get Him? >>>

[Stephanie]

How about a dictionary and a Bible?


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US President George W. Bush might be celebrating his 59th birthday at next week's G8 summit in Scotland, but he will politely rebuff attempts to mark the event with a haggis.(AFP/File/Brendan Smialowski)

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050630/photos_wl_uk_afp/050630091554_c0ceqd31_photo0

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He's looking very puffy today - did he toss a few back last night after reading the reviews of his speech?




http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050630/480/whcd10306301533



http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050630/photos_ts_afp/050630154153_ep46ody7_photo0

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[Hepburn]

1. Truth serum...

...IMO, that would be a good start.

[porphyrian]

2. Diarrhea. - n/t

[napi21]

3. How about a ticket to Texas...ONE WAY!

I I could get him out of the WH permanently, I'D PAY for the darn ticket myself!!!

[Hepburn]

6. Actually....

...I would pay for a one-ticket to any federal pen for him and NOT as a visitor.

[cliss]

4. LOL The Puffmeister...

The best thing you can give Bush, what he really wants from you, is your obedience. No gifts or condolences, thank you.

Blind obedience. Faith in his words. Don't question. Don't ask.

Just -

Believe.

[anarch]

5. how's about a shiny new impeachment? n/t

[Double T]

7. A ONE WAY ticket to Crawford, TX...

permanently.

[SammyWinstonJack]

8. A clue? n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

9. A one way ticket to Texas!

Huntsville would be nice!

[whistle]

10. Shrub looks a lot like Jim Baker

[sinkingfeeling]

30. Lies and cheats like him too!

[dweller]

11. ...

dp

[Warpy]

12. A nice vacation at the Hague

followed by a nice room all to himself for the rest of his life.

[redwitch]

13. a brain? a heart?

he's already got a lot of nerve.

[dogday]

14. I think I saw someone suggest A Big Bag of Pretzels

a few copies of the superbowl.....

[demnan]

15. Turds.

[killbotfactory]

16. A jail cell

so he can await trial for war crimes

[DinahMoeHum]

17. An orange jumpsuit, to wear when he goes to prison.

:evilgrin:

[in_cog_ni_to]

20. And a shiny set of handcuffs!

I can't wait for the day I see that asshole hauled off to prison. It can't be too soon for me! :grr:

[prodigal_green]

18. He looks like crap

for a man that young!

[sinkingfeeling]

19. Articles of Impeachment?

[stevedeshazer]

21. Dear Mr. President,

As a concerned and patriotic American, for your birthday I would like to offer you some help with proofreading as you prepare your resignation speech.

As you are aware, the deadline on your second term is fast approaching, and I know you are a very busy man with a lot of fires to put out this hot summer. It is hard work!

Please let me know if I can be of assistance. I look forward to hearing from you VERY soon.

Sincerely,

Steve

[Uncle Joe]

22. A box of integrity, he lost his n/t

[malmapus]

23. Salty salty Pretzels

Lots of them, maybe we'll get lucky

[deadparrot]

24. A post as chief American diplomat to Iraq. nt

[warrens]

25. A nice snug SuperMax cell?

[Trailrider1951]

26. My dog left him a gift in the yard

All I need to do is gift-wrap it and ship it.

[zbdent]

27. Let's get him a real surprise (Like Poppy, like son) - a parachute jump!

Somewhere over a firefight in Iraq . . .

[XemaSab]

28. These are some great ideas!

We should start a registry... there's nothing more embarassing than being at your party and getting not one but TWO orange jumpsuits.

[mondo joe]

29. Onions to help him generate tears for his next address.

[Arugula Latte]

31. His very own flight suit.

He can cinch it up reeeeeal tight and walk around and pretend he's a real man!

[KansDem]

32. 59 frogs and fircrackers...

I hear he's really big on nostalgia.

[Tyler Durden]

33. How about "Fucked?"

As in GET FUCKED, GEORGIE.

[ernstbass]

34. I'm on the poop patrol this weekend

so I'll have a small mountain of dog shit just for him!!