House Republicans introduce voting bill: (satire)

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In a rare bipartisan effort by republican house leaders, a new bill has reached the floor of the house.

It protects voters who vote for democratic candidates from reprisal at their place of work and where touch screen machines are utilized, it garuntees each vote for a democrat as a 1/2 vote. (Garunteed)

Republican leadership was quoted as saying, "We are dedicated to count every vote and divide by two".