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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:50 PM
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Chimpy's thought-bubble: What's he thinking in this photo?


Here's the Chimp after laying a wreath at the British Embassy. Such a solemn expression, befitting the occasion. What words do his expression convey?

(What an embarassment he is!)
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two gun sid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:52 PM
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1. "God, I need a drink"
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:52 PM
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2. "Jeez, all this ceremonial crap is booor-ing. I need a drink."
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:52 PM
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3. I wonder if I left the stove on again..... or if I am going to fall off
my bike later this afternoon... or if I am going to invade another defenseless nation in this term... of if as Rummy said, "I'm not sure if we are creating terrorists faster than we can kill them"... or why don't my dogs like me anymore.....
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:53 PM
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4. He looks like he was completely put off by his obligation
"Well, that's over with." What a damned creep.



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4MoreYearsOfHell Donating Member (943 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:53 PM
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5. "What a waste of my time...I could be riding my bike..."
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:53 PM
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6. "A wreath? It ain't even Christmas time yet."
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:54 PM
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7. Dum dee dum dee dum dee dum
Ol looke ovr therr sum prutty flowers!
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:55 PM
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8. "Better them than us."
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:55 PM
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9. "What a drag it is, pretending to care. In reality I don't give a flying
fuck about anything or anybody but myself, and now that I'm a lame duck, I don't care who knows it."
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:55 PM
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10. "Dammit, what country am I in now?"
I'm only being marginally facetious here...I don't think the idiot really knows what the hell is going on around him no matter where his corpus disgustis happens to be.
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Tux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:56 PM
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11. Seems like
He let loose the wind.
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Island Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 10:23 PM
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25. I think the cheese cutting face
is the only one he owns.
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Gay Green Donating Member (485 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:56 PM
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12. "Well, I'm glad THAT'S over with"
"now I can go and get plowed by whatshisface Gannon."
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Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:56 PM
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13. That's his pissy look. So clearly he believed..
that laying the wreath was beneath him.
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sojourner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 10:08 PM
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18. Yep...that's my take. Pissed he had to do this "chore" to please the
masses...who by the way, he considers to be asses!
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:58 PM
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14. OK, now we can put that helpin' the poor talk to rest and get back to
talkin' about my fav'rit subjects...oil, war, and killin'
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gulliver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:58 PM
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15. I'll bet the damned Brits are blaming me for this. n/t
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:58 PM
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16. Oh fer christs sake.
Tell me this didn't come off the wires.
I don't know what he's thinking but I am deeply ashamed.
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DawnneOBTS Donating Member (374 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 10:00 PM
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17. The Chimp
Chimp, to himself (or out loud, 'cause nobody gives a shit anyway): "Whew, glad that shit is over with. I got sticky stuff all over my fingers from those cheap flowers I got. Hope my fingers don't get stuck to the great big 'ol doobie I'm gonna go smoke me now."
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followthemoney Donating Member (745 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 10:11 PM
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19. The President must never spit after burping up last nights hootch
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 10:12 PM
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20. Thinking?
he thinks?
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jimshoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 10:17 PM
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21. Cripes
I hate England. God, I can't wait to eat some decent Tex-Mex again
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 10:20 PM
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22. "Fucking Queens...." n/t
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 10:22 PM
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23. "I hope this grimace doesn't make me look too much like the Joker."
"Oh, shit, it does...."
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 10:23 PM
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24. I've missed 2000 American GI funerals in the last two years.
How come I couldn't get out of this one?
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KLF44 Donating Member (163 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 10:35 PM
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27. I could of had
A V-8!
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Union Thug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 10:40 PM
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28. "done and DONE!"
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seafan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 10:42 PM
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29. Here's a similar expression, but with a tinge of fear/inferiority.



But your photo definitely illustrates marked peevishness and annoyance. Whenever he is confronted with the repercussions of his war, his anger is readily apparent.
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 10:43 PM
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30. sir, you forgot the wreath n/t
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Flammable Materials Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 10:45 PM
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31. "FIRETRUCK!" n/t
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BlueStateGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 10:48 PM
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32. Everything about that man is completely inappropriate. His expressions,
his mannerisms, his speech, everything.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 10:52 PM
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33. He looks bored, annoyed, and puffy.
Period.

Hung over?
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 10:54 PM
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34. Wait a second.
I just noticed something.

That wreath is from the US, right?

Is it just me, or does it look slightly.....cheap? Carnations? A paper ribbon? That's it?

Just something I noticed. Honestly, I think they could have chosen a much nicer wreath than that. I don't normally criticize such things, but it really jumped out at me. I sent a nicer wreath arrangement to a friend's mother's passing recently. Geez.
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 10:56 PM
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35. "I can't believe I have to do this shit"
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 10:59 PM
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36. That's EXACTLY how he looks.
He HATES what he's doing, he wants the hell out of there. He's annoyed as shit.

Gads, can't he even ONCE have an appropriate facial expression? Say an appropriate word?

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Gemini Cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 11:10 PM
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37. "I'm supposed to be serious
Look at my serious expression. (9-11) See? (9-11) I can look serious. (9-11) What time is it? (9-11) I need a drink. (9-11) I gotta pee. (9-11.) Huh? (9-11) Duh. (9-11)"



There goes a stupid, stupid chimp. What a disgrace!!!
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