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An infiltrator into the GOP HQ has found a note describing who the Candidates for 2008 Election.
George W. Bush Bot - Yes, that's right, a robotic version of George W. Bush, it is even complete with speaking glitches.
Darth Sidious - Once the Emperor of a far away Galaxy. Might be very good with the people in the Far Right. He claims he was mutilated by the Liberals in his home Galaxy (there they are known as the Jedi). He also started an extermination of these Liberals, Sidious might score another point with the Far Right because of that.
Satan - For some reason, Satan has emerged and he wants for the GOP. He has said he wants to run for 7 years, no more, no less. I wonder why. But for some reason, Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell are very excited about this.
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