(Photo) Little Georgie can count!

[NYC Liberal]

"See! This is how much I turned on my birfday!"

[Wetzelbill]

1. That was just too easy, wasn't it?

[Jack Rabbit]

2. But Katherine Harris can't

!!

[jojo54]

3. "I can count to twenty if I take off my shoes!" n/t

[China_cat]

6. Twenty-one if I drop my pants.

[jojo54]

8. Are you sure???????

Bwwwaaaaaaaaa!!!

[kliljedahl]

13. That would be 20 and 1/2

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[China_cat]

14. No, 20 and 1/3 if you only count 1 segment.

[TahitiNut]

4. "This little piggie went to market ..."

:eyes:

[sinkingfeeling]

5. W: "But you see here, Rev., I KNOW you're wrong about havin' to

care about the poor! I talk to God and he likes me!"

[EnfantTerrible]

7. Here's what I've done for Jesus:

1. Killed a bunch of Muslims

2. Killed a bunch of Muslims

um....

2. Killed a bunch of Muslims

[paparush]

9. Old Joke - Why Does Bush work w/ his zipper open?

Answer: In case he needs to count to 11.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. "Lessee, ah lied, ah stoled, ah killed"

"what other commandments can I break today?"

[Deep13]

11. per priest on the right:

"You really are a sawed-off little runt, aren't you?"

[Village Idiot]

12. This is the bo-bo I got falling off my bike...

can you kiss it better?