freepers at a loss and reduced to imagining fantasy press conferences

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

from:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1440680/posts
(post #39)

"Mcclellen is a wimp. Heres How I would have told them off:

Q: Bommer, can I ask you this: Did Karl Rove commit a crime?

BOMMER: Is he in jail? I think its one of your lying liberal colleges thats in jail. Sit down you punk!

Q: Do you stand by your statement from the fall of 2003, when you were asked specifically about Karl and Elliot Abrams and Scooter Libby, and you said, "I've gone to each of those gentlemen, and they have told me they are not involved in this"?

BOMMER: Didn't I tell you to sit your ass down? SIT DOWN!

Q: Bommer, this is ridiculous. The notion that you're going to stand before us, after having commented with that level of detail, and tell people watching this that somehow you've decided not to talk. You've got a public record out there. Do you stand by your remarks from that podium or not?

BOMMER: I'm talking, LOUDLY! Now sit your flying DNC Monkey ass down before you get a size 11 up your journalistic integrity!"

---giggle---

one has to really wonder what kind of sad person sits around at his computer typing up fantasy scenarios of chest-thumping in front of the white house press corps

and note that these people can't offer any real explanation for rov'e behavior either-just name-calling and whining.
these people have gone beyond the level of mere stupidity. their cult-ish devotion to all things dubya almost makes me feel sorry for them at this point.

---on another note, others in his thread think rush limbaugh as wh press secretary could diffuse this thing and shut the reporters up. ---because we all know rush does so well in a non-staged format where he has to engage in debate with opposition voices

[LoZoccolo]

1. Funny that he has the journalist asking some pretty good questions, too.

As if to acknowledge there are good questions to be asked.

[Melodybe]

2. I was wondering that myself, I think a DUer might be trolling

Either way, ha ha ha

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

4. they're from the transcript earlier in the thread

he just pasted his "answers" into the real press conference

[Ready4Change]

3. And giving some pretty O'Reillyian answers, too.

[Richard Steele]

5. "I think its one of your lying liberal colleges thats in jail."

Wow, an entire liberal COLLEGE is in jail;
how did I miss that on the news?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. Beat me to it

What do you suppose an entire college did to get thrown in jail? Was that guy (Horowitz?) involved? The guy who is on a campaign to expose evil liberals at the collegiate level?

[Richard Steele]

13. Maybe some Horowitz-drone conducted a "sting" on 2 professors...

...and then they invoked the RICO statutes?

The freeper's have their heads SO FAR up their own asses,
it's become almost impossible to tell whether
these posts are REAL or sarcastic trollers.

[XemaSab]

9. So was it Humboldt or Evergreen?

n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. "I think its one of your lying liberal colleges thats in jail."

Did the freeper moron mean "colleagues"? Then there's also "its," which should be "it's," but I don't want to be too hard on the inbred jackass.

[proud2BlibKansan]

8. At least they aren't

whinning about loosing again. LOL

[Starbucks Anarchist]

10. LOL.

Because that would be a tradjedy of epic prupoortions.

[Richard Steele]

14. What does "EPIC" mean? Is that anything like "hugh"?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

15. Yep.

But a better synonym would be ginormous.

[William Seger]

11. Aw...

... give 'im a brake on the spelling. They post those fascist fantasies when their drunk. I bet he could bearly see the keyboard. Definately a hugh moran.

[Bouncy Ball]

12. OMG OMG

I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard.

Oh God that HAS to be one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen on the internet.

Oh I hope freeperland keeps him around for pure comic relief. :rofl:

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

16. what's funny is that he thinks it would resolve the situation

proving rove innocent isn't necessary as long as you can just derail any attempt to get to the truth.

what is with these people?

[mcctatas]

17. In all fairness to their small reptilian brains...

they have seen that particular strategy work for their fearless leader and his cohorts for the past 5 years! Let's hope that the WH press pools apparently successful reclaiming of their collective testicles will keep the heat on the bushco admin!

[sleipnir]

18. Crap! That's what my money's been buying at the DNC

Flying Monkeys!

I knew something was up.

[NMMNG]

19. Typical freeper thug

BOMMER: THATS IT! (sounds of shoe heel caving in a reporters skull)

He probably made it in his pants at the end of this twisted fantasy
:crazy:

I'm surprised he's not down in Gitmo torturing detainees--but then there's probably that anal cyst that kept him from enlisting. :rofl: