Jeb Bush: Hurricane Dennis Could Be Fault of Michael Schiavo

[NVMojo]

This is a joke, right??

July 11, 2005

Florida Governor Jeb Bush has asked a state prosecutor to investigate possible links between Hurricane Dennis and Michael Schiavo. Governor Bush said that he connected Mr. Schiavo with the category 3 storm after realizing that Dennis spelled backwards is actually 'sinned.'

Dennis spelled backwards equals 'sinned'

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TALLAHASSEE, FL—Just hours after Hurricane Dennis made landfall across the Florida Panhandle yesterday, Governor Jeb Bush asked a state prosecutor to investigate possible links between the category 3 storm and Michael Schiavo. In a statement to reporters, Mr. Bush noted that the issue of Mr. Schiavo's involvement in the strongest hurricane to develop this early in the Atlantic storm season "remains unsettled."

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http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/07/jeb_bush_hurric.html#more

[pacalo]

1. That is satire. :)

[DanCa]

That is Good Satire :D

[NVMojo]

haha! Gawd, I hope so!

But it just seemed like something Jeb could do!!

[pacalo]

5. My same thoughts. With the BFEE, you never know.

[Turbineguy]

2. Dennis spelled wrong is

C-L-I-N-T-O-N.

Everybody knows the Clenis caused the hurricane. What's da matta wit Jeb? Is he some kinda idjit?

[beam me up scottie]

3. Swift report.

Anything from them is satire but it sure is hard to tell, eh ?

[vard28]

4. But of course...

... it's really the wrath of GOD coming down on Jebby's HEAD. He just doesn't have the good common sense enough to have figured it out quite yet.

:grr:

[Quixote1818]

6. I voted in the poll their. I have a problem with using the lords name in

vain. GOD DAM IT!!! I wish I could break that habit!