See? See? Now COWS can get married! It's a slippery slope I tell you!

[Bluebear]

BANGKOK, Thailand - Farmer Amphol Wangboon was hesitant to give up his beloved Thong Khaow for marriage until he found her the perfect match and a dowry he couldn't refuse: truckloads of fresh grass, hay, maize and $2,400.

So Thong Khaow and her new mate, Thong Kham — a pair of rare dwarf Brahman cattle — were married Sunday morning in a traditional Thai ceremony featuring a banquet for more than 2,000 human guests in central Sa Kaew province.

The animals wore silk outfits and jasmine garlands. Other beasts, including goats, also attended the wedding.

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[Hubert Flottz]

1. That should perk up the Freepers!

I'll bet they're all out stacking rocks already!

[Cronus Protagonist]

2. Well, as long as they're not gay or anything...

[TWiley]

3. When I was in Canada, they passed a law to allow gay marriage.

Did that ever make the news here in the US? It happened a couple weeks ago.

[Bluebear]

5. We certainly celebrated it here on DU! Congrats!

I didn't hear much about it in the media, though.

[wli]

7. Sacred Band of Thebes

An army of lovers cannot fail!

[Maddy McCall]

4. Awww. What cute khaows. ;-)

I want one! Those things are as tiny as dogs. :D

[Bluebear]

6. Haow naow brown khaow?

I trust you made it through Dennis OK, friend?

[Maddy McCall]

9. Yes.

We only got a little wind and no rain to speak of. Thanks for asking.

:pals:

[DemBones DemBones]

8. Thong Khaow is the cow's name? And her owner is

named Wangboon?

If this was in the Lounge, it's be locked as a sex thread!

:evilgrin:

And look at the bride whispering to the groom, who looks like he once played fullback.