Good News For Patriotic Republicans!

[frank frankly]

To all Hatriots, Freepers, Media Whores, Hummer Owners,& Chickenhawks:

Congradulations! Thanks to the scaredy-cat UN, there are still several openings in Iraq for volunteer soldiers!

Yes, it isn't too late to relieve one of our troops! Be part of the war you couldn't wait to see start! Support our troops!

It's recommended that you bring two one-year supplies of water, rifles, bullets, food, bribe money, and kevlar. It also may be possible to arrange transport of your SUV to Iraq, so it, too, can live up to it's own Americal Dream! This is a real opportunity to show those treasonous liberals how much more you love freedom than they do!

Also, by joining now, you can be part of the new Flypaper Strategy that is keeping America safe! Be part of the Crusade that's sweeping the Middle East--remember that it's Freedom First!

And for all you overweight Hate Radio broadcasters and medically exempt Politicians, there's plenty of work for you in Iraq, too! Halliburton needs more civilian contractors and doesn't require the tough medical testing that our volunteer army requires, so it's the chance you've been waiting for since Viet Nam!

In the Power of Pride,
F. Frankly

[FreeperSlayer]

1. heh heh!

lol

[frank frankly]

7. how relieved the freepers must be!

When Bush announced "Mission Accomplished," they must have thought they'd missed the boat!

Go get 'em, you morans!

[LittleDannySlowhorse]

2. At last!

Now that Rush Limbaugh lost all that unsightly weight he can now join up, correcting an injustice that was perpetrated upon him when he got out of going to Vietnam because of those commie ass fissures! I think he would make a great paratrooper with that svelte new physique of his.

And Ann Coulter will surely be pleased that women have every opportunity to serve their country. I guess she's just holding off until the Bush twins join up. Doesn't want to hog the spotlight, that shrinking violet.

[frank frankly]

3. Ann, Get Your Gun

and get the fuck out of our country

[LittleDannySlowhorse]

6. I have no idea why Ann Coulter even lives here.

She would be much happier living in one of the Islamic countries she so despises, since they supress everyone's civil rights, the state religion is mandatory, women are treated like shit (that lippy Hillary Clinton would be stoned to death under the Taliban), and anyone who is even suspected of opposing the government is not just tortured and executed but the same fate befalls their families as well. If you've ever read her ridiculous shit it sounds like she would be very happy under the Iron Burqa.

[frank frankly]

18. like I always say

The CIA pays Ann in LSD!

[Dr Fate]

12. No, just average Bush supporters will do...

...surely these patriotic republicans wont mind putting off school, careers, etc- just like the "Greatest Generation", who apparently really did support their war effort...

...but wait- most Republicans between the ages of 18-30 REFUSE to enlist and support Bush's war- the only explaination is that they are COWARDS.

[oneighty]

4. Room too

For "BUG MAN!"

180

[Ouabache]

10. that's right, Bugman Tom can sign up too

I am sure DeLay can get a LOA from the Congress and he has Rick Perry to appoint his replacement.

Even though there are still disproprtionately more minorities in the armed forces, they won't be crowding you out now Tom !
We need all the fighters we can get Tom, just sign up soon.

Get in there and see all the action you never saw in Nam, buddy.

[frank frankly]

13. DeLay!

Yes, I forgot about Bug Man! He certainly could get the Department of Homeland Security to get him an LOA from Congress. When his two 1 year tours are complete, he can teach the New Iraqi Government how to redistrict.

Go 4 It, Tom!

[ixion]

5. really, this is a great idea

we get to lose the freepers, and they get to die doing something they love. It's a win-win situation. :evilgrin:

[frank frankly]

8. I don't wish death

but better an old Hatriot than a young soldier

[Dr Fate]

9. Join the Coalition of the Willing!!!

Funny, it seems like this "coaltion" is mostly made up of brave Amercians...where is the Coalition of the Willing that Bush/media promised us we had?

This fake "coalition" is a Bush/media LIE and a diplomatic failure...

[frank frankly]

11. no one else is getting in, either

and in fact, the UN is getting the fuck out

oh, how do we stop this? humor aside, i feel so bad for these troops. such a nightmare. BushCo will end in jail--I SWEAR THEY WILL.

[frank frankly]

14. a kick for Rush

Rush--this one is for you!

[kimchi]

15. That was funny!

I have to tell you, I always enjoy your posts! You manage to be snide and upbeat at the same time. It is refreshingly lovely.

Kim

[frank frankly]

17. frankly, kimchi, i'm honored

wait until the cartoons start coming out next month *wink*

i've been working on several things!

[RamboLiberal]

16. Great Idea - Most Freepers still have their Y2K stash to use up

Love it. Send them off. I'd love to see Coulter in tailored BDU's.

And why don't Rush, Hannity, O' Reilly start Iraq Talk Radio/TV!

[punpirate]

19. And Coulter...

... would probably love to get her hands on an M1A1. Another win-win situation, I think. :think:


Cheers.

[frank frankly]

20. a late night kick for rush!

[frank frankly]

21. ah one more before I leave work!

kick

[opihimoimoi]

22. Kick

:kick:

Nobody is going to vol for the Iraqi War, not from these Pubs.

They are all mouth and no guts. Tweety, OReally, Hannity, etc are all bluff, smoke and mirrors.

Seems to me they have a pathological problem; the inability to think objectively clinging instead to a narrow mantra of hating librealism and everything it stands for.

Pity.

[SoCalDem]

23. Rush should be 100% behind this idea.. He's a PATRIOT