BREAKING: "Bush eats live babies in front of crowds of onlookers"

[The Doctor.]

AP. "Despite the live TV coverage of this event, supporters have denounced attacks on Bush's baby-eating extravaganza as 'Liberal media Bias'.

[thinkingwoman]

1. oh no, you're mistaken

no "crowds of onlookers"...an audience of TICKETHOLDERS.

Big difference. ;-)

[SoCalDem]

2. and is offered a choice: A1 or Heinz 57..

He refused the Heinz :evilgrin: and the A1 (thought it might be French)..chose Cattleman's barbeque sauce instead

[uppityperson]

3. No comment due to ongoing investigations

[SoCalDem]

4. "Now is not the time, sayeth the sage, Scottie"

:)

[LuCifer]

8. BWAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh god! Don't ya just wanna BITCH SLAP Scott every time that yambag says that! GET SOME NEW MATERIAL McMeltdown! Jesus!

http://blog.myspace.com/Lu666Cifer

Lu Cifer, HEY RETHUGLIKKONS, I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

[sui generis]

5. But he is a wartime president

we need strong leadership in these frightening times. We need a president who is not afraid to make the hard choices, do the hard work, and eat live babies in public.

It's important to show the terrists we mean business. We're gonna smoke 'em out of their holes. Heck, we'll smoke 'em IN their holes and eat them, just like these here live babies. Wait a minute, here, now watch this . . . .

[BeHereNow]

6. You forgot the rest of the headline....

X-tains recall similarities between Bush baby eating and Jesus
and are assured that GAWD has appointed him.
BHN

[jedr]

7. Fox News said; " This need to be done for some time now";

these babies will soon be demanding social security and Medicaid and who knows what else! better to eat them now as later.

[Gormy Cuss]

9. Biased, as usual

Bush was eating dead squirrels --road kill from a recent bike trip. They were barbecued for a special Homeland Squirrel event honoring the president's environmental policy.

My source is Fox, so you know it's the real deal.
:dunce:

[Gruenemann]

10. It's okay to eat babies...

Just leave those STEM CELLS ALONE!!!!

[ronnykmarshall]

11. Bush has sex with sheep on WH lawn ...

then sets the sheep on fire.

FOX: The sheep was lonley and cold. The President is in touch.

[BeHereNow]

12. And Evangelicals swoon with ecstasy

as they compare the pResident's affection for sheep
with Jesus tending his flock.
BHN

[arendt]

20. Bush screws horse in public...

FOX: the president is a great outdoorsman and an animal lover.


arendt

[BeHereNow]

22. BWAHAHAH

SO true...
You illustrate the condition of the media, among other things,
so very well-
Good to see you Arendt,
It's been a while.
Miss your essays!
BHN

[arendt]

24. I miss DU; but I'm really busy with work.

Got a really hot job. Can't spend anywhere near the
time I used to at DU.

Haven't kept up. Sorry.

arendt

[BeHereNow]

26. Congratulations!

Glad to hear one among us has a job!
Good on you!
Maybe when you get settled in you will have
time to share some of your writing with us again-
Best to you,
BHN

[The Doctor.]

25. lol

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[kiki]

13. "Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Blair...

...complicit in murders of hundreds of children on a daily basis for the past two years."

Oh, sorry - this is supposed to be a satire thread.

[upsidedownaussie]

14. of course,

if bill clinton hadn't closed down the whitehouse kitchen to fund his presidential sex parties, our brave president wouldn't have been forced to eat those babies.

[BeHereNow]

17. Welcome to DU -

And not to worry, the baby eating is in the bible-
The Evangelical bible that is.
The rest of us can't find it, but the Evangelicals have
a way of making it up as they go along.
No worries!
At least Bill isn't having sex with interns in the
White House kitchen anymore.
BHN

[jedr]

19. Jerry Farwell read from 1st Pedestrians vrs 9-13;

"As he eats babies to strip away the sins of homosexuals" The RNC said this showed Strong leadership

[BeHereNow]

23. It' s hard work pRezidentin', that's for sure!

Steadfast sacrifice is required to save the nation
from them homosexuals!
:puke:
BHN

[htuttle]

15. "Candidate pledges, 'I just want to eat babies!'"

Seen this cartoon from 2002?

http://www.salon.com/comics/boll/2002/11/14/boll/index.html

[Junkdrawer]

16. Rush: "This is the first time pro-abortion liberals ever defended...

the lives of babies. Folks, the hypocrisy on this is astounding!"

I can hear it now...

[kiki]

18. "American ommission of 'and' in headlines..."

"...amuses, irritates UK readers."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

21. Ann Coulter chimes in:

"The President, resolute in his cannibalism, should be praised. And since we all know the democrats belong to the party of John Wayne Gacy and hosted the original Donner Party buffet, they have no room to talk. And furthermore, Kennedy blah blah blah Clinton blah blah blah traitors treason blah blah liberals blah."

[zbdent]

27. I've said it for quite some time - Bush could rape a small toddler boy on

the front lawn as part of his State of the Union address televised worldwide - and these people would still claim that it was the liberal media's lie . . .