TIME magazine wants me back!!!

[Bluebear]

Their email:

We appreciated having you as a subscriber, so we’ve arranged a special offer to welcome back former TIME subscribers like you. Click here to receive the following!

FREE Ultronic touch-screen organizer!
• Calculator
• Clock with Alarm
• Telephone Book
• E-mail Address Book
• Currency Conversion
• World Time for 24 Cities
• 90% off the cover price
• Only 36¢ an issue
• Discount for selected former subscribers


My response:

Grow a set and start some accurate reporting of this filthy administration and I will consider it. I am not currently interested in another whole issue devoted to "St. Paul: America takes a new look at the Apostle."

[opusprime]

1. Great response...

Short and right through a major artery.

[Hissyspit]

2. Heh.

Good one. :P (...or as we used to say in High School: ...oooh, burn!)

[FreedomAngel82]

4. I like

Short and to the point.

[insane_cratic_gal]

3. Geez what's wrong with you Bear!!

They are giving you a damn phonebook and a free alarm clock made in China!!!

:toast:

[CoffeeCat]

5. You slaw me, Bluebear!

As always, one of DU's kewlest posters!

:)

[Bluebear]

16. Aw, go on.

I said go on!!!

[Cha]

6. Good for you, Bluebear!

time has so given up on me.

No corporate newsmedia for me. I will not contribute one thin dime to support them.

[Just Me]

7. *LOL* Ya' bugger!!!

Ya' tease!!! *SLAP*

:hug:

[countmyvote4real]

8. Bravo! Great response.

[Booster]

9. Why didn't I think of that instead of just tossing mine in the trash.

Great response and I'm gonna do it too - next time.

[BigBearJohn]

10. Yep. I told them basically the same thing.

[Swamp Rat]

11. Good for you!!!

Who gives a fuck about a little plastic, electronic toy?! Plus, toilet paper is more absorbant, softer, and a LOT cheaper! :D

[DanCa]

12. Your my new hero

Right along with Bruce Springsteen. You Rock Blue Bear.

[Bluebear]

15. Whoa!

I am not even close to the Boss! :toast:

[DanCa]

22. I also like Mannilow

If that help eases thes burden of responsibilty. :D

[Bluebear]

23. I can shoulder it.

Besides, I like Manilow too. :toast:

[madeline_con]

13. Good for you!

BTW, they've discontinued the mini boombox?!

[txindy]

14. Yep, I reamed them on a few points, too

The points they didn't even attempt to investigate or report. The weasels. :mad:

[wookie294]

17. LOL

Thanks for sending them that. I stopped subscribing 20 years ago.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. Slam! Swat! Biff! Pow! Way to be Bluebear!!!

*full twisting high five*

[TWiley]

19. Doesn't everyone hear voices talk to imaginary friends?

It keeps the focus off of reality.

[Catherine Vincent]

20. You're a gem!

I'd want ya back too.:hi:

[Bluebear]

21. They just want my money...

I prefer to get my news off the internets now and hang with folks like you :hi:

[NMMNG]

24. Bwahhhhaaaahhhaaahhhaa

But perish the thought of them having to do real reporting instead of rehashing trite crap on religious icons. :eyes: