has cheney showed his face yet?

[garybeck]

a week or so ago people were saying that cheney hasn't been seen in public for a few days. has he shown up yet?

[punpirate]

1. Lots of reprints of an AP story...

... on the 9th of July saying that everything was normal during a routine exam, except that they want him to have a colonoscopy next month. Guess that means they'll have to give a full body scan, since he's all asshole.

[garybeck]

2. when was the last time he was seen in public? n/t

[ConfuZed]

4. They showed him walking to a car but I don't know if it was an old tape.

[Gemini Cat]

5. Around the 4th or 5th of this month...

I think.
He was pale and looked like he piled on about 30 extra pounds. He looked as evil as always.

[punpirate]

6. Hey, he's got his secret underground...

... government hideaway, and his bunker under the Naval Observatory. Plenty of times he's been out of the public eye a lot longer than this. We can be certain of just three things: when he's visible, ambulatory and vocalizing, he's lying. When he's not observable--he's either dead, or plotting mischief.

If he's dead, wherever he is, he's eventually going to start stinking up the place, and they'll have to get rid of him. Someone will notice.

I don't get too excited about this sort of thing. I might get really excited if he were dead and Dubya picked someone like Jerry Boykin to be Vice-President. Apoplectic would be more like it. :)

Even if he is dead, the White House won't say so. You know how they are about not wanting to roll out a new product until after Labor Day. :)

[madeline_con]

8. "... he's eventually going to start stinking up the place ..."

Seems to me, any place he shows up begins to reek.

[punpirate]

10. Yeah...

... wonder if people start humming Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell" when he shows up. :)

[madeline_con]

12. Probably...

cuz the smell of death's definitely around him.

[Richard Steele]

3. My suspicions remain the same:

[madeline_con]

7. Is he dead?

Where's the link to the "Is Cheneny dead yet" site?

[Swamp Rat]

9. No

He's in orbit above the Earth in the reptile mothership having mechanical body parts replaced.

[madeline_con]

11. Hey...

is he scheduled to land in Vegas on the 15th?

[Tsiyu]

13. "We cannot comment on an ongoing investigation."

You DO NOT get to know where the Vice President is...what do you think he is, a public SERVANT or something?

[WhiteTara]

14. they're still trying to give him a heart

[mtnester]

15. Even the Wizard won't be able to do THAT n/t

[annabanana]

16. signing condolence book in UK..

Is the last picture I saw of him... and before that, nothing except our own Vail hospital reports..........

[CoffeeAnnan]

17. He is hiding from the Special Prosecutor and the Grand Jury on the Plame

case.

[Just Me]

21. I think so, too. He's keeping a low profile right now.

He's been "cheneyed".

[dbt]

18. The time to REALLY be concerned about Cheney

is when you can't see him. Very TELLING that he went to ground shortly before the Rove hit the fan, innit?

[kansasblue]

19. I saw a picture of him walking barefoot on an album cover.... n/t

[GeekMonkey]

20. yes, but it was indistinguishable from his ass

so they covered it back up