Most idiotic Republican ticket possible

[GRLMGC]

What do you think the dumbest and most hilarious ticket could possibly be? I'd go with Allen/Santorum

[amber dog democrat]

1. Condenscension Rice and Dan Quayle ?

or Cheney and Bolton ?

[Lecky]

4. ROFL Cheney/Bolton ...sounds scary n/t

[amber dog democrat]

15. That's my Darth Vader + Emperor Palpatine ticket.

I think they'd be among the worst... but for ineptitude and venality.... let's see...


Zell Miller & Tom DeLay ?

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

2. Keyes/Santorum. If that ticket got 4 percent, I'd be a miracle.

[GRLMGC]

7. ahahaahhaahahahha

that'd be hilarious

[azoth]

13. Not just a miracle...a DIEBOLD miracle.

[Lecky]

3. Frist/Santorum

Or substitute Jeb Bush for one of the above.

[col_klink]

17. Bingo !

Frist, the most boring man in the senate, plus man-on-dog Santorum. What a combo.

Funny thing is that the repugs will probably knife themselves in the back and not go with McCain.

Top leadership marches in lock step, but idiot primary voters will pick some total RW idiot unacceptable in a few swing states, like Ohio.

Looking forward to it ;)

[ruggerson]

5. Keyes/Bauer

[punpirate]

6. Would have to go a ways to outdo...

... Allen/Santorum, but I'd have to go with "B-1 Bob" Dornan and Zell Miller. They'd have everyone in the country turning down the volume on their TV sets. :P

[funflower]

12. Oh, God. I revise my "nomination" to include Zell.

Where did that freak come from?

[Midnight Rambler]

8. Quayle/Keyes

"It's geometric!"

[delete_bush]

9. Osama & Saddam

would probably get north of 30% as long as they had an "R" after their names.

[funflower]

10. Brownback/Schafly

:hurts:

[ElectroPrincess]

11. John Bolton/Zell Miller

Mr. Rabid and Mr. Bat-Shit-Crazy

[ruggerson]

14. Schlafly/LaHaye

Slogan: Under Our Leadership No American Will Ever Have Sex Again

[Bozita]

16. How about a DeLay/Lay ticket?

Ken Lay could register to vote in Wyoming.

Or, reverse the positions: Lay, Lay Delay (Hint: think Seals and Crofts)

[longship]

18. I thought that was Bob Dylan.

n/t

[Bozita]

20. You're right. Dylan could replace Rummy. Add him to the ticket

Dylan would make a great Secretary of Defense.

[longship]

19. Okay, if it's silly you want.

How about Ms. Dole and G. Gordon.

It's the Libby / Liddy ticket!

[darkism]

21. Bush/Cheney

We all know how painful THAT can be.

[Lecky]

22. I think we have a winner here.

[DanCa]

23. Scott Mccllean and Dan Quayle

Heaven Help us all.