If Scotty Suddenly Needed to Spend More Time With His Family, Who Would

[DistressedAmerican]

Bushco put up to replace him? After all, he is looking pretty bad up there these days!

What shallow, mindless drone would make the next logical Press Secretary? O'Reiley, Limbaugh, Novak, Scooter Libby?

What do you think?

Here's my suggestion...

[Norquist Nemesis]

1. Nicole Deverish would be my bet

Go with the Faux model.

[DistressedAmerican]

3. Funny You Shold Reply. I Almost Added Grover and Thought Of You As I

always do when that pig crosses my consciousness!

[Norquist Nemesis]

5. Yes. I'm better at working behind the scenes

to free the world of that evil bastard! :evilgrin:

[King Coal]

2. I would be more than happy to fill in.

I wouldn't be there very long though.

[MajorFlaw]

4. New press secretary: Pinocchio.

At least that way it would be obvious.

[Midnight Rambler]

6. Probably someone who's an expert on the 5th Amendment

Gee, I can't think of anyone... No close friend of the BFEE from Houston comes to mind...

[DistressedAmerican]

7. NIiiiiiice Graphic!

I HATE that toad!

[longship]

8. No! Press secys are colorless, plain-looking drones.

Think about it. Ari... Scotty.

[DURHAM D]

9. I would also be interested in knowing which family he will spend

time with - his bio family or his gay family. Will he have the nerve to move in with Gannon/Guckert? Will he retire from politics and finally follow his heart ?

[DistressedAmerican]

12. Why Does Everyone Keep Implying Gannon Is A MANWHORE Plant?

That is not nice!:sarcasm:

[snippy]

10. "Tommy Flanagan" aka Jon Lovitz.

[NeoTraitors]

11. Sgt Shultz from Hogans Heros!

'I know NOTHING!'

[DistressedAmerican]

13. Hysterical! Perfect! May have to make an animation that runs through

some of the suggestiong. You know give them a screen test infrom of the poduim!

:applause:

[ArkDem]

14. Ol' Blue Light would kick your butt over that uniform.

[DistressedAmerican]

17. Not Unless they Issue Me A Press Pass For It. Then It Would Be Well

worth it!

Just ONE QUESTION. That is all I am asking for.

[kevinmc]

15. I was Thinking about him leaving the other day....

The way things are going I wouldn't be suprised if he left. I was trying to think who his replacement would be, couldn't come up with one. Has to be someone that can lie and say next question. The field looks wide open.

[spanone]

16. He would continue to work from home just like karen did.

[DistressedAmerican]

18. Afternoon Kick!

[DistressedAmerican]

19. I've Already Not Answeres That Question Several Times! Next!

[DistressedAmerican]

20. Evening Kicker