Senator Sessions: 'Karl Rove is one of America's finest public servants'

[Bluebear]

Who elected Rove? What is his constituency?

[Goldmund]

1. This tool is priceless

"Uh done apreeeeshyate it"

[kevinmc]

15. "Dueling Banjo's" should play whenever Sessions is on n/t

[Goldmund]

20. .

:rofl:

[Bluebear]

21. I am afraid

I will be hearing that from now on! :)

[leftchick]

22. LOL!

:rofl:

[wryter2000]

2. Nixon said the same about Erlichman and Haldeman

Just before he accepted their resignations.

[longship]

23. "asked for" not just "accepted"

H and E did not resign voluntarily, they were given the choice to resign or be fired. On that same day, John Dean was outright fired for volunteering to cooperate with the investigation.

[Stirk]

Thank you, Mr. Sessions. Tie your rope through the little hoop there

and we'll toss this anchor over in just a minute.

I hope alot of these guys hug Rove all the way to the bottom.

[mmonk]

4. Yes, give them their rope.

[OrlandoGator]

3. I'm glad this guy stopped humping his sister long enough to speak today.

n/t

[cliss]

24. OMG!

[Nite Owl]

5. Doesn't that

say a lot about Sessions if he thinks Rove is a fine public servant.

This is a win win for the dems, I don't see how these excuses to justify a no on this will fly.

[SteppingRazor]

6. Bwahahaha!!

STOP! You're killing me, Sessions! :rofl:

[REACTIVATED IN CT]

7. I'm ready to barf

listening to this jerk
:puke:

[Jersey Devil]

8. 'ex post facto'? He sounds like an idiot

Tee many martoonis for lunch?

[Bluebear]

10. Hahaha noticed that

[warrens]

9. Public servant? He's a political hatchetman

They must be calling in all their chips. But it ain't working except in the echo chambers at FRetard City and on the Pigboy show and on Faux News.

[libertypirate]

11. Hasn't talk to Karl but seemed very sure about his intentions.

[Bluebear]

13. "He didn't mean to do it!"

:rofl:

[pacalo]

12. Maybe he was speaking in terms of his admiration for Rove's physique?

[melissinha]

14. I can't take it

i just couldn't listen to my slimy Senator Hutchison claim that all this is about party politics and how innocent little Rovie is...


I smell fear, baby. The logic is lacking. What I can't understand is this solidarity... but oh well... it will make it easier for us to take them all down. STRIKE!

[iwantmycountryback]

16. Sessions is one of the biggest cocksuckers I'll ever see in my life

This slimeball will go to any lengths to suck this administration's balls and he gets in all sorts of weird positions.

[stray cat]

17. His name "turd blossom" certainly represents his ethics.

[punpirate]

18. Lessee...

... Rove is a political advisor to the president--that's his only role. Before that, he ran one of the dirtiest campaign consulting businesses in the country, and he is currently being investigated for the possible commission of at least one felony and possibly more.

And Pete Sessions (R-Another Planet) describes him as a "public servant."

There is a truth, here, buried deeply inside this remark, that Pete Sessions believes that a good public servant, including our representatives in Washington, must be conniving, sneaking crooks whose obligation is to smear their opponents, lie with impunity, and be partisan for the sake of money. It must be so, because Rove has spent his life doing exactly that.

Thanks, Pete ( :dunce: ), I needed that.

[Bluebear]

19. (R-Another Planet)

:rofl: