Please send a letter of support to Karl Rove-Far too much abuse here on DU

[LaPera]

THE LYNCHING OF KARL ROVE! SEND A LETTER OF SUPPORT TO AMERICA'S #1 SON!

ATTENTION TRUE PATRIOTS: Once again, the hateful Democratic attack machine has shifted into high gear, intent on abusing facts and iron-clad evidence to turn Americans against beloved Presidential pal and über-patriot, Karl Rove. You can do your part to soften the trauma of this travesty by sending Karl a personalized e-mail of support and understanding. Simply click the link below to tell Karl how you're positive that he's INNOCENT – and even if he had, say, determined that compromising our nation's security by outing some globe-trotting bitch in a power suit whose farts stink like foie gras and martinis just to even a petty score, well then good on him, buster!



CLICK HERE TO E-MAIL KARL ROVE NOW!

Dear Karl Rove: I just wanted to tell you that no matter how much indisputable evidence those fact-obsessed intellectual reporters release about you betraying America, I join the President in not caring diddly-squat about so-called national security when the only war that matters is the one we're waging against Democrats. So that makes you TOPS in my book! Anyway, however it happened, that bimbo Valerie Plame got what she deserved for marrying a moron who spouted crazy talk about Saddam bin Laden not having all those Nukepox Laser Deathrays you made President Bush promise we'd find. Heck, she should be happy that you only assassinated his CHARACTER! Well, I would say don't let this 'Plame Game' get you down, but I'm sure you're already orchestrating your greatest-yet Machiavellian stratagem (replete with Clintonesque legalistic parsings) to slither out of doing any prison time - especially since you were polite enough not to use Mrs. Wilson's first name. So good luck with the indictments and likely cover-up conspiracy investigation, and next time you're whispering him sweet nothings, please tell Bob Novak I think his waxy tufts of silver ear hair are massively SEXY - in a totally non-homosexual way, of course!

http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2005/071205.asp

[stray cat]

1. Oh this could be great fun!.....

[indepat]

2. Bravo!

[katinmn]

3. They have turd blossum buttons and everything!

[ananda]

4. OK, here's my sample letter.

Dear Karl Rove,

I just want to write this letter to show my total and utter support for your snaky, reptilian tactics in the management of the Bush raping and pillaging of American cities and states and both of his wars, one on countries in the ME in order to keep the oil safe.. an utter failure, by the way.. and the other on the poor and middle classes here.. a great success!

I absolutely don't think that you or anyone on the Bush admin should be held accountable for any criminal or underhanded actions in the cause of the haves and have mores. After all, there's one law for Dems and liberals and no law whatsoever for Republicans, neocons, and Christian fundamentalist theocrats.

Since that's obviously the way God wants it to be, who am I to argue or complain?

Sincerely,

xyz

[Algorem]

5. Send him two.An F and a U.

[peekaloo]

6. lol

I'm telling ya he's the Piggy in this version of 'Lord of the Flies'.

[90-percent]

8. my compliments, Karl

You make Macheivelli look like Little Orphan Annie.

Yours truly,

Jim Becktel

[lebkuchen]

7. I'm going to send Rove a condom and stamped addressed envelope

to the Capitol Building with a note saying, "Karl, please fill and return, to the American people you've been screwing for the last four and a half years."

[demosincebirth]

9. Rowe look like he would really squeal like a pig!