Name things * could do on live TV and get away with. :)

[Ladyhawk]

I've seen lots of creative answers:

-bugger a goat
-eat a live baby
-get caught in bed with a toddler

What's your * situation? :D It might make an interesting T-shirt. :)

[Tommymac]

1. Lie. nt

[rzemanfl]

2. Wear a wire in a televised debate. n/t

[GeekMonkey]

3. he could beat kids in the face with his dick

he could wipe his ass with the original draft of the constitution

he could feed kittens to a meat grinder

he could snort cocaine off a hooker's ass while jacking off a mule

none of it would matter, bush is teflon-coated

the media would make up excuses

[kedrys]

6. What dick???

Cheney? :D

[bejammin075]

15. Holy shit this thread is funny. Recommended!

The comments posted so far allmost made me shit my pants!

[Ladyhawk]

18. I knew it would be funny.

:evilgrin:

DUers are some of the most creative people I've ever known. :)

[kedrys]

4. I used to think that getting caught (on live TV)

in the kip with either a dead hooker or a live boy might be sufficient for him to get busted, but sometimes I'm not so sure. :P

[ALago1]

5. Throw feces at Cheney and squeal like a monkey.

n/t

[bejammin075]

7. doing the pretend doggy style motion, i.e. stiffler

[TahitiNut]

8. Bugger Barney on the WH lawn, wearing clown shoes and Playboy bunny ears.

... with 500 elementary school children looking on. :shrug:

[atommom]

9. Ride his bike naked, in circles, on the WH lawn,

over hundreds of burning American flags, while waving a nearly-empty bottle of Jim Beam, and drunkenly singing Black Sabbath songs.

[rzemanfl]

30. He can't ride a bike. n/t

[atommom]

32. OK, the bike can have training wheels. Let's make it a Barbie bike. nt

[longship]

10. Slow strangling an octogenarian.

n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

11. Anally rape a Nun with a running chainsaw

or a live porcupine, against the flow of quills.

[Stirk]

12. Brag and laugh about pulling off his WMD scam.

Oh wait. He already did that. The reporters thought it was hilarious.

[bowens43]

13. Fry up a bunch of fetuses and serve then to his guests

on white bread.

[Algorem]

14. use Secret Service agents as furniture

[greekspeak]

16. Deficate and urinate on an elderly person

Dress up in blackface and dance a softshoe

Electrocute 200 kittens

What would the press say? My the president sure does have big turds and that stream of pee is really masculine. I wish it was me.

Would you just look at that dancing? And that precious black makeup. How adorable. It makes him look so presidential, like a real world leader. You would have to be a treasonous traitor to say otherwise.

Those kittens just walked right into that electofied catnip tray. Stupid kittens. Look how presidential our perfect leader looks. Those kittens were not patriotic anyway.

(Camera pans back to plucky female caucasian talking head in studio)

Hahaha. Thanks for that report Biff. Now our top story this hour: Blond haired blue eyed, model Aryan stock 17 year old JoJo Binky Betterthanyou had turned up after a frightening 3 minute seperation from her mother at Paramus Mall today....

[AnotherMother4Peace]

17. Don't forget the talking points - they are just as ridiculous

[KamaAina]

19. Burn the flag

next day the flag desecration amendment gets pulled from the floor "for techincal reasons"

[Lorien]

26. After he had wrapped it around a white male baby, doused it in kerosine

in the middle of Times Square.

[Spider Jerusalem]

20. Rape kittens, and then felch them.

[bejammin075]

29. Wow. Now that's an image.

He said "felch".

[Lautremont]

21. His pants could fall down real fast and trip him up.

Or wait - didn't that happen too?

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

22. Fuck Jeff Gannon in the ass

and then have Scotty McClellan give him (*) a blowjob during the morning press briefing.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

24. Show videos of he, Cheney, Rove, Asscroft, Perl, Wolfywits, et. al.

planning and executing the 9-11 attacks (MIHOP), and laughing about how the American people would believe and do anything after watching the WTC towers being professionally demolished.

[uberotto]

23. Pretend he is lead character in GTA...

Steal a car, drive 150 mph through crowded streets while running down 30 or 40 pedestrians, pick up a hooker and have sex with her in the stolen car, bash her brains in with a baseball bat after he is done with her, then steal her money.

Press would spend the next three weeks praising Bush for going all out to help get young people interested in Politics.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

25. Snort a line of coke off Pamela Lee Anderson's breasts...

a really BIG line of cocaine!

[Lautremont]

28. I think that might cross the line for some of his fans...

after all, Pamela Anderson Lee is Canadian. What's wrong with good old-fashioned made-in-America boobs, eh Mister President?

[rzemanfl]

31. He might get a nose full of silicone. n/t

[DemGirl7]

27. I think Bush can get away with anything one can come up with

the possibilities are endless, no one in the media cares what he does, they let him have free range to do anything. He can kill a whole school full of little kids on live TV, and the media will stand right behind him 100 percent.:argh: :grr: