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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 12:49 AM
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Whitehouse.org has an "AMERICA SUPPORTS YOU KARL" page
Edited on Fri Jul-15-05 12:52 AM by Contrary1
You can also purchase Turd Blossom boxer shorts, and other stuff with his face plastered on it.

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ATTENTION TRUE PATRIOTS: Once again, the hateful Democratic attack machine has shifted into high gear, intent on abusing facts and iron-clad evidence to turn Americans against beloved Presidential pal and über-patriot, Karl Rove. You can do your part to soften the trauma of this travesty by sending Karl a personalized e-mail of support and understanding. Simply click the link below to tell Karl how you're positive that he's INNOCENT – and even if he had, say, determined that compromising our nation's security by outing some globe-trotting bitch in a power suit whose farts stink like foie gras and martinis just to even a petty score, well then good on him, buster!

-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent:
To: Karl C. Rove
Subject: AMERICA SUPPORTS YOU KARL!
Dear Karl Rove:

I just wanted to tell you that no matter how much indisputable evidence those fact-obsessed intellectual reporters release about you betraying America, I join the President in not caring diddly-squat about so-called national security when the only war that matters is the one we're waging against Democrats. So that makes you TOPS in my book! Anyway, however it happened, that bimbo Valerie Plame got what she deserved for marrying a moron who spouted crazy talk about Saddam bin Laden not having all those Nukepox Laser Deathrays you made President Bush promise we'd find. Heck, she should be happy that you only assassinated his CHARACTER!

Well, I would say don't let this 'Plame Game' get you down, but I'm sure you're already orchestrating your greatest-yet Machiavellian stratagem (replete with Clintonesque legalistic parsings) to slither out of doing any prison time - especially since you were polite enough not to use Mrs. Wilson's first name. So good luck with the indictments and likely cover-up conspiracy investigation, and next time you're whispering him sweet nothings, please tell Bob Novak I think his waxy tufts of silver ear hair are massively SEXY - in a totally non-homosexual way, of course!

Sincerely,
YOU

http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2005/071205.asp
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oldtime dfl_er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 12:50 AM
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1. I like him best with this hanging around his neck:
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AllyCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 12:52 AM
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2. Heh heh heh...
That is great. I really like it! Will have to work on one of my own, but this is good. Really good.
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rumpel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 01:06 AM
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3. What the heck is White House. ORG? Is this a new group of turds?
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 01:09 AM
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4. It's a parody site.
It's been up for years.
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