Fox news & the RNC are working to see if the following is true.

[Botany]

A sail boat with 35, 15 to 19 year old blond girls was
hijacked off the coast of South Carolina today. Links
to al Zarqawi, the Clintons, and French Speaking Islamic
terrorists are now under investigation.

Fox News/RNC promise 24/7 coverage of the story.
Jerry Fallwell & Pat Robertson are raising money for "Prayer Warriors"
to ask Jesus to intercede.
The President was told of the crime after he finished his bike ride,
comic book, and a bowl of "Fruity Pebbles."
Joe Wilson & Valerie Plame have been connected to the crime too.
Karl Rove is now telling all networks to get their news feeds from Fox.
Rumors that the girls were all daughters of Republican "Pioneers"
and really were flown to Tahiti for a 2 week vacation have been
sourced to Liberal Troop Hating Gay Journalists.

:bounce:

[skids]

1. Hey!

I don't eat sugar anymore, but don't bash on Fruity Pebbles. That stuff was the shiznit. :-)

[Botany]

4. Sorry

How about "Cocoa Puffs?"

:rofl:

[woodsprite]

2. AND Hurricane Emily is fast approaching as a cat4 storm.

You too can get caught up in the emotion, the turmoil, the extremes, the spin and lies. Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel.

[Atman]

3. Yuck

"The President was told of the crime after he finished his bike ride,
comic book, and a bowel of "Fruity Pebbles.""

Is that kind like the Crawford version of Haggis?

[Botany]

5. opps! ......

:rofl:

I just got caught up in the emotion of the moment ..... those poor girls.

[muriel_volestrangler]

6. Wot, no sharks?

:hide:

Is it too much to ask for sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads? At least the boat should be sinking, so the sharsk stand a chance of making an appearance.

[kliljedahl]

7. Beat me to it

Orcas or Bull Sharks?


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[muriel_volestrangler]

10. Bull sharks

Orcas just don't have the Evil franchise since "Free Willy" (fastest way to ruin a baddie's reputation in the criminal world - make them the butt of a double entendre). Anyway, I think a bull shark has a flatter head, for added laser beam stability. Hammerheads might be good - a bit like the double light sabre from Star Wars ...

[Cats Against Frist]

8. Yeah -- the girls are "straight-A" students, the perpetrator

was described as a "dark-skinned" male, and the boat is possibly headed for shark-infested waters.

[LeftyDarthBrodie]

9. Comic books aren't what they used to be

Too many words for Bush.

I just happened to be flipping through the channels last night and Scarborough was asking a Senator from Alabama why the government isn't getting involved in this. Clearly he has learned nothing from Schiavo.

[Pithy Cherub]

11. BREAKING: Michael Jackson is captaining the boat in his PJ's...

And there has been a Geraldo sighting as he is determined to catch up in his dingy and slay the commie perps who did this. :evilgrin:

[Hello_Kitty]

12. Nancy Grace, nostrils aflare

DEMANDING justice!

[Botany]

13. Of course the South Carolina 35 are now in "God's Hands."

Will justice be done?

Rudy G. was close to the sailboat and and is on record as saying, "Thank God
George Bush is President."

[underpants]

14. Actually Botany I think it was off the coast of South DAKOTA

according to Fox News and the RNC

[LSK]

15. BREAKING UPDATE

Joe Wilson said Cheney sent him!!!;)