You know * is in trouble when spam mail starts hawking him

[SodoffBush]

Somehow, I got on several spam e-mail lists...as a result of registering with the Washington Post, I believe...which hawk everything from penis enhancements and breast enlargers to autoloan applications. Now, they're sending out "Support President Bush" spam. The Chimp is getting d-e-s-p-e-r-a-t-e.

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Now, more than ever, George Bush needs your support.

The major media are in attack mode - and have eroded the President's public support.

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[Cush]

1. Bush Collection?

WTF is that?

[liberalhistorian]

2. "Despite claims to the contrary, the economy is

rebounding after a CLINTON-INSPIRED RECESSION"????????????????????

God Almighty, what in the hell are these freakers plying their two brain cells with?

[Hawkeye-X]

4. Spammers doesn't have any brain cells.

They'll spam because they are members of DMA, which is heavily Repukkklican.

Hawkeye-X

[meegbear]

3. How do you "inspire" a recession?

:shrug:

[Jim Sagle]

5. By getting a blowjob?

[thebigidea]

6. huge tax cuts to the rich might work

[caledesi]

7. The media? This is pathetic.

The media have given * a free pass for 2 1/2 years!

[gratuitous]

8. Awwww, Bushie's sinking, is he?

Here, let me throw him an anchor!

Fucker deserves to end up like Mussolini, in my opinion.

[ThomWV]

9. Yep

I got exactly the same Spam Mail when I got home today. Actually I thought the same thing too, that they were already feeling they would need to stoop low even this early.

Thom