Ummm... Where's the Bush Family These Days?

[smirkymonkey]

Poppy? Bar? Laura? Jenna and Not-Jenna? The Professor and Maryann, and the rest?

They seem to be lying pretty low, as do many other major right-wing criminals. What's up?

[ET Awful]

1. Laura and the twins were in Africa last I heard.

Maybe they're staking out a safehouse for the family to flee too when all the crimes are fully exposed.

[smirkymonkey]

3. My fear is that they are all being relocated to an "undisclosed

location" out of the country because they are going down, but not without fucking over the people of this country as much as they possibly can before leaving.

Knowing what this family is capable of, I fear them more when they are out of sight because it means that they are probably concocting some diabolical plan to unleash the ultimate evil.

[wli]

5. ditto, c.f. nuclear 9/11 part 2 suitcase nuke hype/psyop

[MadisonProgressive]

2. Jenna and Babs are not criminals!

Unless you count repeated misdemeanors...

[ET Awful]

4. Well baby Bush's commit baby crimes

:)

[madeline_con]

11. "Well baby Bush's commit baby crimes"

Nits make lice.

[notadmblnd]

6. probably packing for their monthlong vacation

at the pigfarm.

[joemurphy]

7. It's unfair to dump on Laura and the daughters for something

Karl Rove did. But it does appear that Bush and his entire cabinet are in a hunkering down or out-of-the-country mode.

[cliss]

9. Well, guilty by association.

The Bush Babes should be glad they didn't live in the days of the Roman Empire. If some public official did some dirty deeds, the whole family would get assassinated.

They should thank their lucky stars.

[smirkymonkey]

12. Or even more recently, the Bolshevik Revolution

Look what happened to the poor Romanov children.

I think they wanted to make sure that no member of the Tsar's family would ever show up again in an attempt to regain power, therefore they had to wipe out almost the entire bloodline.

I would be satisfied with forced sterilization in the case of the Bushes.

[leesa]

8. The wimmins are off pretending to give a rat's ass about Africans

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. Just looking over the future assets.

Corporate opportunity for the moneymen, and religious opportunity for the godmen. I cry for Africa.

[AuntieM1957]

10. Word around Crawford is that the Bush girls

are harvesting a bumper crop this year.

Laura's been teaching the girls all her college skills - just in case they need to have a "fallback" source of income.

[smirkymonkey]

13. Could this be why they are so interested in colonizing space?

After what they have done to the planet, there won't be a safe place in the world for them to live out their exile.