Fake statistic I just made up

[u2spirit]

The national snack consumption organization just released a study which shows popcorn purchases by liberals jumped 63% in the last 6 days!

[loveable liberal]

1. you must be a freeper... everyone knows liberals supporting....

popcorn consumption is up around 87-91 percent. you republicans show our popcorn purchases low for politcal gain. Have you no shame?

[RoyGBiv]

2. Heh ...

My consumption is up. That's certain.

:popcorn:

[JimmyJazz]

3. HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!

:P

[driver8]

4. Jimmy Jazz, I love those Clash lyrics in your sig...

one of my all time favorite Clash songs.

"We will teach our twisted speech, to the unbelievers...
We will train our blue eyed men, to be young believers"

Workin' for the Clampdown -- that about sums up this administration for me.

[NMMNG]

5. Actually, popcorn production is up 75%

Up with Big Brother!

War is Peace!
Ignorance is Strength!