Well, what do you do Michael Jackson is gone and you can't find

[Skidmore]

a girl in Aruba, and people laugh at the color code alert system and Karl Rove's butt is in the frying pan? You put Saddam Hossein on trial, and not just one trial for a list of crimes, but a separate trial for every person he killed. How original. Did we know this was coming?

[skids]

1. On the bright side, it's an improvement.

...over a hollywood celebrity.

You know, I'm not sure if I even count this in the same category.

But what I do know is there has been a lapse in the "celebrity justice coverage" and we should prepare to really slam the MSM the instant they break a story that fits that category. I mean, just a tsunami of disapproval the minute they try to make us care about the next "Coby".

[Wabbajack]

2. How many people did he kill?

Is this trial gonna take 70 years?

[Skidmore]

3. Oh, I'd say enought to get us through *, then Jebbie, then George P., then

maybe one or two of the Bushista dynasty from the generation after that. By then, Americans will have forgotten entirely that we have a constitution, a Bill of Rights, and the purpose for elections.

[Kerrytravelers]

4. Oh, great floorshow.

Isn't it nice to live in a country where the government just takes care of itself and citizen involvement isn't necessary?