Read What A BatshitCrazy RWer Just Told Me! It's Worth The Read!

[BamaLefty]

Just listen to this crazy jibberish! BWHAHAH! :rofl:

Get over it win (BamaLefty). Stop pretending to be smart. I have more talking points than you can imagine, I am trying to keep things civil.

Newt Gingrich - Free Mason (and Republican) said "I have an enourmous ambition. I want to shift the entire planet. And I'm doing it."

"The Royal Secret...the Secret of the Universal Equilibrium...shall at length make real, the Holy Empire of true Masonic Brotherhood." - Albert Pike, 33 degree Mason

The Beast of Revelation 13 or "the Anti-Christ", after the Harvest of Souls or "the Rapture", will have complete control over the earth for 7 years. He will start with a seven year peace treaty with Israel and then incorporate his New Age religious crap and sucker people like you into believing he is God himself. His followers are from both sides. Republican and Democrat. It will be world wide chaos just after the Rapture. Planes falling from the sky. Thousand car pile ups. No children left. The unsaved will remain. Chaos.
The motto of the Masons just happens to be ORDO AB CHAO or "Order out of Chaos". Which is what the Anti-Christ promises with his treaty. He wants a globalized government. He'll get it for seven long years. 3 and Half years through. He will be killed but brought back to life. By clone or pure possesion. The Devil himself will inhabit the body as a vesel and people will be forced to take the Mark of the Beast (666) which will probably be a computer chip implant, or die. Only the Lord can save your soul. Only proper teaching can lead you to him. Start learning win.

Too much to talk about, not enough time.


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[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Say, that could be the wacko who signed my guestbook. *lol*

[nickinSTL]

2. uh...

:wtf:

crazy doesn't start to cover it...

[KingFlorez]

3. What the?

:wtf: This person is schizo!

[rfranklin]

4. You are dealing with a religiously insane lunatic...

why bother?

[Frances]

5. Well put

When I was a girl in Alabama and someone was saying something that off the wall, the correct response was, "That's nice." And then get as far away as possible!

[JHBowden]

6. This dude needs to take his meds.

Of course, I've never heard of a stupidity pill.

:dunce:

[annabanana]

7. seriously unhinged..... . . . .n/t

[Ganja Ninja]

8. WOW! Somebody get a net.

What a nut case.:crazy:

[DistressedAmerican]

9. Rapture Advisory Red!!!

FREAKS!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

17. Favorite Bumpersticker:

"Come The Rapture, Can I Have Your Car?"

But seriously, can you imagine the orgy of drunken monkey-sex we'll be able to engage in without the religious right there to stop us?

[DistressedAmerican]

20. Can't Freaking Wait!!! LikeThe Freemasons Say, "Dogs And Monkeys For ALL"

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

27. The Freemason say that?

Giving me a whole new take on the Founding Fathers. Hell, they wrote the constitution in a single afternoon. It was the orgies that took so long.

Hey! Alexander Hamilton! Don't go and bogart the lubricant!

[noamnety]

10. Would you ask him for clarification?

"No children left. The unsaved will remain."

What happens to the unsaved kids? You know, the ones the church wouldn't baptise because their parents are single or *gasp* gay?

My guess it that they get to have the cars of the raptured folks, and, being kids, they can't drive too well - hence the thousand car pileups. But I'm not a mason, so that could be wrong.

[BamaLefty]

11. He Would Answer With Some Crazy BS

He listens to Jack Van Impe. You know, the lunatic that says he knows when the world will end? 2018 :eyes:

He loves Bush and hates both Clintons, Gore, and Kerry. What a douchebage he is...

[noamnety]

12. If they're so sure the world will end in 2018

Why do they care so much about politics? Can't they all get a nice job somewhere, do some charity to make sure they don't get left behind, and let the people that plan to stay make the long range plans?

[BamaLefty]

14. I Have No Clue

I believe this guy is delusional.

Check his latest shit out:

Win (me), don't be so touchy. I didn't stab you. I just made a point. A sharp, but invisible and painless point.
Teh Beast is going to be the head of the European Union, after the Rapture takes place. Only God and the devil know who he is for sure. The EU after all is new age and godless.

I am trying to show you that your political views mean nothing when you die. Not to yourself or God anyway. He only wants to know one thing: How was your relationship with my Son? Other political views however have changed the world long after the person to whom they belonged was gone. But not yours.

The NEA isn't anti-Christ, it is pure liberal government at work. Oh, and anybody can claim to be a Christian. Even your teachers. Nancy Pelosi, your chum from Cal, attended the Grand Opening of Lakewood Church in Houston, Texas(pastor Joel Osteen, you may know and hate him). Nancy girl is one of the most liberal people in the democratic party, and she leads it too. What do you think about that?

Oh, and please do touch on all of my points and show me how its done. There are plenty of them. How about the Ordo ab Chao comment? Didn't see you post about that. Do you not know enough about your Mason buddies to converse with me on that point? It's not gibberish, you just can't understand conservative thinking. It was how we established our Constitution. In 1892, after 10 years of research and study, the founders of our constitution voted unanimously to credit Christian ethics as the moral base of our constitution. Making it allowable. There are over 200 depictions of Moses and the Ten Commandments in the Supreme Court building alone. Go figure.

Oh, and Penn and Teller are not Republicans as far as I know, not conservative anyway. They are athiests. They are funny, but on the wrong side of the political tracks.

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[Bark Bark Bark]

29. Standard Freeper Logic / Technique

Oh, and please do touch on all of my points and show me how its done. There are plenty of them. How about the Ordo ab Chao comment? Didn't see you post about that.

Translation: "I sprayed three hundred gallons of liquid horseshit on your wall, and you only cleaned off two hundred and ninety-nine! I are a WINNAR!!!11"

[belle]

34. That's beyond even freeperdom. Just nod and smile and back away...

[Johnyawl]

36. this is kinda loony, even for a loony tunes of this caliber...

...In 1892, after 10 years of research and study, the founders of our constitution voted unanimously to credit Christian ethics as the moral base of our constitution. Making it allowable.

The founders of our constitution wrote it in 1787, it was ratified by the states in 1788. How did the founders vote on anything 104 years later in 1892? Did they vote on it in the after life, and forward copies to us, or were they raised from the dead for the purpose of undoing their secular, godless work?

[VOX]

13. Don't most extreme fundie-Christians believe Freemasonry to be a cult?

Just google the two entities, and take a look at the hits that have fundies damning Freemasonry as a "false religion" or cult.

This dude is seriously off plumb (in keeping with the masonry theme). :shrug:

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

24. They think Freemasons are trying to bring the anti-christ up to Earth

Almost punched out a now former friend when he started saying all that shit. Went so far as to say they're all evil. I politely asked him if he thought my father was evil. (Became a Freemason, then a Shriner) He said "what better way to hide pure evil than by doing something good like becoming a Shriner..."
Good thing I walked away from him at that point, 'cause if I had hit him, I think it would have been hard to stop.

[geckosfeet]

15. Oooo oh, sounds like someone forgot to take their lithium,,,,,,,,,,, nt

[Mad_Dem_X]

16. Whoa!

That's some crazy sh*t! :yoiks:

[deutsey]

18. Koo-koo for coconuts.

:eyes:

[insane_cratic_gal]

26. You put Koo-Koo for coconuts next to

pResident Koo-Koo bananas

koo-koo coconuts looks sane!

:rofl:

[BamaLefty]

19. Who Is "Aftertherapture" ???

Whoever registered on that board does not need to tell that they hail from DU or that I posted this article on here.

It's great to have you on the board, but please don't tell where you come from. It would be chaos among conservatives. :evilgrin:

[noamnety]

21. Don't worry

My lips are sealed with the savory residue of freshly cooked bacon.


Seriously, though, I'm sorry for being disruptive there - it just seemed like once a person counters an argument about small government with a statement like "The Rapture's Coming" all serious debate is at an end.

[BamaLefty]

22. Sweet!

Go get him tiger. You probably know/care about this kinda stuff... but I don't.

I am a Christian. But I just can't stand his "type" of Christian. You know... the intolerant, hypocritical, bigotted run of them.

[BamaLefty]

30. Not Disrupting!!

I love for you to post there! Please do!!!

[HughBeaumont]

23. Yeah, but WE'RE the "moonbats" (whatever the hell THAT means)

I think of it this way - how can you take ANYthing seriously or worry about what's said of you . . . from a person who voted for Lancelot W. Link, Secret Chimp for Presidunce . . . TWICE???

"You're a wacko, Bush-hatin' conspiracy the-rist!"

"And you voted for Bush TWICE! I win."

[ohio_liberal]

25. You ought to really get him going

Freemasons + Knights Templar + Illuminati

Watch his head explode :D

[BamaLefty]

28. LOL

:evilgrin:

[sakabatou]

31. The whitecoats are coming! The whitecoats are coming!

[BamaLefty]

32. The Psych Ward Is Just a Call Away!

[donco6]

33. All straight out of Hal Lindsey - 1970s fundie author.

A lot of the fundies don't even believe this crap anymore - at least, not this literally.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

37. yep definitely Lindsey

good call.

[pdx_prog]

35. Typical rant from the modern Freeptard

Freemasons...

Fake Jews...

Skull and crossbones....

"They are all corrupt, I just vote for the lesser of the two evils, and the ones that most closely represent my beliefs..."

"The constitution was written to protect the church from the government, not the other way around man!"

Yadda yadda yadda...

Kinda zomby like, the way they all spew this same horseshit...

[hexola]

38. Same old shit...sounds like old-school shortwave radio looneys!

Ask him about the Illuminati!

[spindoctor]

39. In its first 6 years the beast hasn't impressed me too much.

I think the world can handle one more year before the beast's impeachment.