RNC-Kenny "Bud" Melman wants Dems to apologize to KKKarl Rove

[Amy6627]

for their smear campaign. So I thought we could post them here. Let me be first:

Dear KKKarl, I really, really want to apologize,but I can't comment on an on-going investigation!

[JRob]

1. not going to happen here... not by me.

[Tamarin]

2. I'm so sorry, I would offer therapy and understanding.....

but I prefer an Indictment. Love, Me.

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. You first, KKKarl

[Drifter]

4. Karl ... I'm sorry ...

you are traitor to this country.

Cheers
Drifter

[Coexist]

5. I'm sure the DLC will be happy to get down on thier knees and say "sorry"

sad, but true.

[Amy6627]

11. They will have to get in line behind Jeff Gannon to get down on

their knees fro KKKarl.

[BlueWolff]

12. KKKarl I am sorry

That you had to get rid of Jeffy Gannon. We know those late nights he had you in the sling were keeping you in line. Now you will have to go back to your fantasy that the chimp will strap you in and do it to you. By the way. When you go to jail which is very soon, there will be plenty of Jeffs to take care of your needs.

[thebigidea]

38. that is, if they bothered to attack Rove in the first place

[Norquist Nemesis]

6. Dear Karl,

I apologize you didn't get the help you so desperately need for your twisted, depraved mind.

[The Magistrate]

7. No One Who Calls Rove A Traitor, Ma'am

Has anything to apologize for: those who defend Rove's treason are traitors themselves....

"LET'S GO GET THOSE BUSH BASTARSS!"

[stopbush]

8. But the investigation is ongoing. Why apologize now

when you may have to take back that apology later? :)

[tanyev]

9. He's not demanding an apology from Rush Limbaugh

for saying the Republican party is bending over and grabbing its ankles???? That's pretty rude.

[Quixote1818]

10. Dear Karl and Moron Melman: FUCK YOU you scum of the earth

slime bag, piece of shit, dick heads.


How was that? :evilgrin:

[Amy6627]

15. I think you have articulated that perfectly!

[stray cat]

13. I want Bush to apologize for misleading America to invade Iraq

I also want him to apologize for the abysmal job and his lack of planning for rebuilding Iraq. Bush could also apologize for the national debt he created. His war on social security, the poor and the middle class. For sending soldiers into battle but choosing pork and tax breaks over equiping them with life-saving equipment. That is just the start.

[Botany]

14. Right and will Rove apologize to Ann Richards?

Or John Kerry? Or McCain? Or Dan Rather? or .........

[Jade Fox]

16. I'm sorry you weren't imprisoned years ago, Karl.

I'm sorry you're such a miserable man that you have dedicated your life
to destroying the reputations of those who have much more going for
them as people than you do in the service of those who have more
power and priviledge than you ever will.

A more pathetic, evil life is almost unimaginable.

[getmeouttahere]

22. Bravo, Jade Fox!

I couldn't have said it better myself

[shanti]

17. he must be insane.

n/t

[Arugula Latte]

18. Karl, right before your aneurism pops in your head,

I'm sorry you won't have time to be reflective a la Lee Atwater and realize what a traitorous, murderous, loathesome sack of shit you've been and that you wasted your time on Earth doing Evil Deeds.

[AX10]

19. Apologize to a Traitor?!?

:wtf: Karl Rove is a traitor. Though I am against capital punishment, I may have to make an exception for Rove. :argh:

[greekspeak]

20. An old saying fits here: people in hell want ice water

So tough titty, Kenny.

[FormerRepublican]

21. OK, Gumby - here's my 'apology' to Karl Rove...

Oh, Karl, I'm really sorry that you're so distressed by the freedom you currently enjoy. I know that the company you keep doesn't always share your views and morals. So, I fully support your immediate relocation to Gitmo where you'll be much more comfortable (and so will we). I'm sorry I didn't support this improvement in your situation sooner.

:rofl:

[MaineYooper]

23. mehlman lives in a "reality-free" zone

His performance on Meet the Press Sunday was truly epic. I have never seen such an absolute and utterly complete dissociation from the real world.

His brain and his mouth must not be connected, as even the most partisan brain would sure explode if it actually heard what was coming out of that mouth.

oof da.

[90-percent]

25. Dear Karl

I hope you're preparing to enjoy a karma experience of the same magnitude Lee Atwater enjoyed at the end of his life.

I can't think of anyone else in the White House more deserving of such a delightful fate.

-Jim Becktel

[Mad_Dem_X]

24. Karl - I am so sorry...

sorry you ever got a position of power in our government! You scumbag!:argh:

[fudge stripe cookays]

26. Dear Karl...

I'm so sorry I won't be able to actually WATCH you physically burn in hell. But I can really entertain myself with the thoughts of it.

Kiss my ass.
FSC

[Amy6627]

29. Love the button!

[evil eggplant]

27. such a shame

OK, so melman is an asshole, but answer me this- Who is the bigger asshole, melman for saying it, or fanatical GOP loyalists for believing it?

Iraq, Rove. Lies on top of lies. The story always changing. And these guys keep getting away with it.

[union_maid]

28. I'm truly sorry

That Rove has had the chance to do as much damage as he has. If his ass isn't in jail by the end of the year I'll be even sorrier.

[second edition]

30. Hey, Mehlman, you first, apologize for the Iraq war lies! n/t

[Guaranteed]

31. Last week was their desperate attempt to spin it away.

They're finished, though. Worn out in a flurry of lies.

Fat chance, Ken. Now your credibility's on the line, too- and it's gonna get smashed by the coming freight train.

[mmonk]

32. Deal! Dems should apologize

when Karl apologizes for his part in treachery to the people.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

33. I'm terribly sorry...

that we weren't able to defeat Bush in 2000. If we had done so, you never would have been put in this position. I apologize.

[MsTryska]

34. hmmm...how about that......

pfffbbbbbbt!


Sorry Karlie!

[SF Bay Area Dem]

35. Apologize? I would like to smack both of them in the mouth!

Mehlman and his "I am a bad-ass scowl" and Rove and his fucking smirk!

[Catrina]

36. Dear Karl

I'm sorry that the Democrats 'smear' campaign came too late to prevent you and your cohorts from, first, lying to get this country into a war, and then lying some more to cover up the lies you told which have left nearly 2000 US troops dead and tens of thousands of them maimed and wounded.

I'm sorry that your vile abuse of power and possible crimes doesn't bother the POTUS or, apparently the Republican Party. I'm really sorry about that.

I'm also sorry that, as far as we know so far, you're only the subject rather than the target of a criminal investigation.

I'm also sorry that you were a draft-dodging coward, like the rest of your 'soft on national security' cohorts in the WH.

I'm really sorry that a bunch of draft-dodging cowards like yourselves were allowed to get away with thrashing real AMerican heroes, like John McCain, Max Cleland, John Kerry, General Clark and others.

I'm sorry too that Joe Wilson, another American hero, according to the man who fired your POS rearend for unethical behavior, Bush Sr., is your latest target. Sorry for you that is, because this time you picked the wrong guy, which is why you are in such trouble. Sorry you didn't know how a real hero would act when his integrity was called into question by a cowardly punk like yourself.

Most of all I'm sorry that little cowardly punks like you are so intimidated and jealous of real heroes, that you attach yourself to other cowards, like your boss, because they make you feel better about being a coward.

Don't know if I left anything out, but that ought to do for now!

[spindoctor]

37. Excellent, another one to board the Titanic

All these idiots thinking that now is their chance to get their names on Rove's X-mas list are betting on the wrooooong horse.


All ABOARD!!