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sabra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 05:13 PM
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* takes the stand
Edited on Mon Jul-18-05 05:16 PM by sabra


"do you swear to tell the truth..."

edit: it is his right hand... :-)
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Don Claybrook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 05:16 PM
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1. Looks like his right hand to me
Of course, this is all hypothetical, and vows and oaths mean about as much to this idiot as Karla Faye Tucker's life meant to him.

Still, it's nice to daydream about this stuttering moron testifying. I like the idea of a possible deposition even better, however. That could be lots of fun.
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sabra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 05:17 PM
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3. my bad, this stuff is getting to me :-)
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NoSheep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 06:10 PM
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7. it's getting to all of us.
:hi:
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NoSheep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 05:16 PM
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2. I hate his fucking guts but that is his right hand.
Oddly enough, they NEVER testify under oath. Like THAT would matter!;)
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 05:24 PM
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4. "I was a victim of soicumstance!
"I was a victim of soicumstance! The D.A. framed me for not knowing I was guilty! Ain't that a coincidence!"
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 05:28 PM
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5. Unda thee advice of my attoinee....
No no George, I said take, not drink!

Weeeeeeeee :D
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mondo joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-18-05 05:30 PM
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6. "Talk to the hand...."
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