Caption this * in his snazzy tuxedo pic...

[sabra]

[Tesla]

1. Here's to Pakistan,

Bam!!

[jojo54]

"I'll tell Amerika the truth

when you take that thing off your head"

[Spider Jerusalem]

2. "Hey, you're one a' those Sikhs, arent'cha?"

"Can I see your sword? Please? I keep telling Karl I want one, but he says people wouldn't understand me wearing it in public."

[Mnemosyne]

3. So I can rub your head, huh? Please!!!

[MadisonProgressive]

4. Drink up, Mr. President. I promise it will all be over soon...

[Crankie Avalon]

5. "Indian???...

...well here's to ya, Sittin' Bull! At first I thought you wuz another 'Al-Queda Number 3'."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. LMAO!!

Oh man I'm just glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee!

:rofl:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

6. Hey Mr. Singh! Wanna play hide and Sikh?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. "You fellers sure make good Slurpees!!"

[Catshrink]

14. Hey, are you related to Apu?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. Thank you, come again!

:D

[Flubadubya]

8. "Hey this here Injun is wearing flip-flops...

Throw the bum out!"

[LibDemAlways]

9. Oh shit. I'm not supposed to be

drinkin and that fella over there's takin my picture.

[OneBlueSky]

11. "What do you get when you cross a chimp and a penguin?" . . . n/t

.

[OneBlueSky]

12. "So . . . do you have Asians in India?" . . . n/t

.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

13. "Here's to outsourcing!"....cheers

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

15. "As a famous toast made by John F. Kennedy once said,

'Never have so many personalities been gathered at one table as when I dined alone' ...er....something like that....

[BringEmOn]

17. Holy cow!