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[madinmaryland]

My words have failed me . . .

[Kikosexy2]

1. Am...

I on (TV) now?? Hello? Do I look stupid?

[jillan]

2. PLUG ME IN! n/t

[slestak]

3. "I've pooped my pants this many times today."

Sorry, I got nuthin'. :shrug:

[tk2kewl]

4. So far I have only lied 5 times in this press conference

[BrainRants]

5. pResident attempts to make the "W" finger sign.

[paparush]

6. Bush (looking eerily like Tom Brokaw) answers the question-

How much is 4+2?

[dbonds]

7. "These are not the droids you seek"

[BrainRants]

9. HA!

That made me spit milk!

[mntleo2]

8. If I Try To Look Serious...

Maybe they will forget I'm an idiot....

[madinmaryland]

10. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Innoma]

11. "My hands are clean in this Rove thing! See?"

The other hand? Its clean too, but its a part of an ongoing investigation, and I'm not going to comment on that...

[jane_pippin]

12. This nearly life-like model of US President George W. Bush can be yours...

for just 3 payments of $39.95! Cast in sturdy plastic, this model will bring your patriotic family hours of viewing enjoyment. Supplies are limited so act now. Be sure to ask about our other great figurine products including:

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and our all time best seller, the Dick Cheney "go fuck yourself" talking doll!

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

13. So I said to Laura,

Talk to the hand baby........

[sinkingfeeling]

14. "How. They told me an Indian was comin' to dinner!"

[Yavin4]

15. I Love Lamp

"Anchorman" reference.

[KnightoftheRepublic]

16. "Greetings, Earth-men."

"I come in war"

[queeg]

17. This ain't no disco--this ain't no party

talking heads?

[Stirk]

18. May God continue to bless America. West sieede.

[BIG Sean]

19. Hey...wait a second, they didn't tell me how to answer that one...

Was it in the script?

[4_TN_TITANS]

20. Now, back off people....

y'all know that I don't answer real questions in these press conferences."

[Kazak]

21. Cokehead's honor.

;)

[Lefty48197]

22. I do slallomly swear...

to tell nothing but my truth...

[BringEmOn]

23. I miss Jeffie's soft balls.....

[SalmonChantedEvening]

24. Klaattu Morona Peekaboo n/t