I want a job like Rove's

[tk2kewl]

Just sit around all day and think of the most hateful, inflammatory, divisive and harmful policies that my boss can impose on others.

Bush was obviously sincere when he said, "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people and neither do we".

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. With a "D" he

Drove over Valerie Plame's career,

With an "App" he Approved her outing,

With a "P" he Proves his evil genious,

With a "T" he creates a treasure Trove of impeachable acts,

With an "ST" he Strove to destroy those who would dare speak the truth,

With a "GL" he Grovels at his master's side,

With several more, he stirs up Controversy,

And with a few others, he manages to wage war on Provenance,

He's Karl.... and his troubles are many, his excuses feeble, his patriotism questionable, his methods despicable.