IMPORTANT! Freepers say they are watching us tonight, so FOR PETE's SAKE

[smartvoter]

keep Project X discussions via PM only!!!

[Maat]

1. Okay!

Got it.

[SammyBlue]

44. You mean Freepers actually know how to read?

They can't write worth a tinker's damn.

I thought they didn't have remedial reading classes in the trailer parks that they inhabit.

Fuck Freepers and all those fascist illiterate scum. Watch us all you want, scumbags. You might actually learn something.

To quote Spencer Tracy:

"You see, your honor, when you take evolution and make it crime to teach it in the public schools, tomorrow you may make it a crime to teach it in the private schools. And then you may make it a crime to read about. And then you'll start banning books and newspapers. And turn Catholic against protestant. And protestant against protestant. And try to force your own religion upon the mind of man. If you can do one, you can do the other. Because fanaticism and ignorance is forever busy, and needs feeding. And, soon, your honor, with torches burning, and drums beating, we'll march backwards. . .BACKWARDS! To the glorious ages of the sixteenth century, when bigots burned the man who dared bring intelligence and enlightenment to the human mind."

"Man is still an ape!" -- Gene Kelly from the same movie.

[Old and In the Way]

78. They can read fine......it's the comprehension part that they struggle

with. Much easier to have their thinking molded by repetitive, simplistic phrases programmed direct to their subconscious minds via Rush, Sean, and the rest of the Republican apologists and propagandists.

[hootinholler]

123. depend on how ye spel it, MORAN!1!11!! n/t

[KansDem]

212. The see the "X" and realize it means something important!

Like when they sign documents, contracts, and government-assistance checks.

edited to add link.

[Lex]

2. Oh okay. Good thinking.

Thanks for reminding me!

[yorgatron]

5. the 1st rule of project X is;

don't talk about project X.

[mcctatas]

82. Can we still talk about our "homosexual agenda"...

you know the one where we convert all their kids to the "other" team so we can destroy the institution of marriage. Because if we don't get moving fast, their economic policies that make it too expensive to be married will get the job done first. Or at least our ongoing "war on Christianity", just watch them try to elect a Christian president...never happen (if we discount the last 42). Silly Freepers, thinking is for Democrats.:smoke:

[AuntiBush]

87. "SHHHH..." You're letting PROJECT X out of the BAG!

[mcctatas]

94. Shit...

I always get project "X" confused with project "Fire Island". My bad, please don't feed me to the nasty freepers, they scare me.:scared:

[AuntiBush]

119. Calm Down. Wait till they see Project "Z!" Shew....

Can't speak of of it. Not now, ya know. Just remember: Red Car, Button-down long coat; smoking long cig w/poodle on that corner.

;) Gotta it. Mum's the word.

[MaraJade]

102. Oh MY!!

(EVEN MORE running about the house to hide my Queer As Folk DVDs and my collection of Star Wars and Harry Potter slash fanfiction--)

EVEN MORE :scared:

[leesa]

121. Little off topic, but my 91 year old Dad told me yesterday his Fundie

brainwashed grandaughter freaked when Harry Potter was on the tube one night. She ran up and switched it off and screamed that it was the devil's work (very shy child afraid of her own shadow).
He just HAD to find out what the fuss was, so for the first time in his life he rented a video in order to find out the what the hysteria was all about.
He said, " Why, it was like any other movie. I couldn't understand the fuss...no different than the Wizard of Oz."

Love my Dad.

[FreedomAngel82]

153. Very weird!!!

That granddaughter sounds a bit uh too weird. :crazy: My young cousin's really like Harry Potter. When Harry Potter was first becoming really popular here and we were at my great-grandma's once before she died and my cousin was reading the book the WHOLE time. She was about ten to twelve then and her, her sister and mom are all Christians as well. :eyes: People are ridiculous. All you have to do is tell your kid it's fake. Just like with "Charmed" and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". There is stuff out there but all the stuff on shows like this is so fake it's so obvious. :eyes:

[tavalon]

164. Ah, once again

the "No Drinking Liquids at the Computer" rule saves my keyboard!

Thanks for the laugh. :rofl:

[Matariki]

3. you've said TOO MUCH already

just like karl rove.

[kevsand]

9. By which of course, you mean

he is late for "the meeting."

[knowbody0]

4. roger that

code red only

[AuntiBush]

88. You Mean "Double-Super-Secret" CODE RED ALERT

Yeah... mum's the word.

[knowbody0]

126. thank god you reminded me

[AuntiBush]

135. That's What We're Here For!

:smoke:

[Imagevision]

217. Freepers need only to "watch" Fitzgerald - the rest will take care of

itself!!

[grytpype]

6. Fuck the Freetards.

I'm not interested in the opinion of a bunch of losers who worship a Monkey Man.

[LittleClarkie]

33. Not this time

Somebody else gets THAT duty. I did my duty. I still get nightmares from Project Q.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

7. STFU, don't mention Project X

[Dogmudgeon]

24. OMFG! That photo!

Congratulations -- you've just contributed to my ongoing struggle with my large intestine.

:evilgrin:

--p!

[bunny planet]

96. Been meaning to ask you about your sig pic, although I note it is subject

to change. Why have you Bert and Ernied one of the most infamous Vietnam war atrocity photos? Is it supposed to be funny, like laugh funny, or cringe funny. I usually don't ask people to explain the jokes, you apparently have a very edgy 'gallows' sense of humor. Just curious. I know, it's ironic. That must be it.

Don't mention project X in your answer though, Freeps are watching our every move.:-)

[dxstone]

174. Dear Bunny,

there are a whole slew of these pics on the net; just google the phrase "Bert is Evil" and see what you find...
I only say this in the greatest of confidence though, and witht he understanding that this has NOTHING to do with the PROJECTed eXpectations we're even now feverishly completing the final pre-arrangements for (nudge nudge wink wink)...
dXstone

[bunny planet]

198. Bert is evil. Who knew.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

189. Nothing to it, Bert took Ernie out for being Vietcong

The Muppets spent several years in Vietnam. The following is an extract from - The Muppets in Vietnam: The Secret War Against Communism, by K. Frog.

"The Muppets were sent to the Republic of Vietnam in 1967 by Lyndon Baines Johnson as a crack special forces team. Their time in the War was a mixed blessing. Ernie was executed as a Vietcong spy. Elmo and Monster were implicated in Mai Lai. Kermit was awarded the Silver Star and performed three tours of duty, and Fuzzy was taken prisoner by the North Vietnamese and not heard of again. Gonzo went AWOL and disappeared in Saigon for two years, supposedly involved in drugs and prostitution before being killed by mobsters. The surviving Muppets were withdrawn from active duty by President Richard Nixon in 1972."

[Mythsaje]

8. Oh, you mean

Our coordinated smear campaign that paints all Republicans as traitors to the United States and the Constitution under which it was formed?

Not a problem.

:evilgrin:

[BlueWolff]

13. Project X the Freepers know?

OMG....don't let on. Keep it on the personal site!

[The Doctor.]

16. Nice misdirection...

The truth can be very distracting.

[Mythsaje]

28. Shhhh

Now they'll NEVER fall for it.

[The Doctor.]

58. Oh crap!

I should have said the truth about the Rabid laser-weasel experiment... that would've thrown them!

Take me to the WEAsels!

[Mythsaje]

64. See...

next thing you know you'll let slip the "Liberal Agenda Marching Orders" and give everything away.

[The Doctor.]

69. Ahh... I get it...

Making reference to 'Project "LAMe-O"... good call.

[madmom]

10. OMG hope I didn't give anything away in my last post!!.n/t

[Mojambo]

11. You can tell that they're around.

Sowing discontent about the SC nom.

[progressivebydesign]

12. Hi Dipshits!! and you can quote me on that! ; ) n/t

[Nitrogenica]

14. OMG!....are they going to CALL ME NAMES!!!

NOOOOOOOOO....Um I mean that's what they always do, that's all they know. People are sick of it.

Check those poll numbers lately freeps?

or maybe read this public record of statements leading up to the war, for a lil' refresher.

http://www.house.gov/reform/min/pdfs_108_2/pdfs_inves/pdf_admin_iraq_on_the_record_rep.pdf

[brokensymmetry]

38. Is this the project about RimJob?

And the videos? The one involving...well, you know!

Yes, keep the details in PM only!

[proud patriot]

56. darnit hush

x(

[southlandshari]

105. Ahem....

:hi:

[WillyT]

15. Yep... Caught THIS Freeper Here Just A Few Minutes Ago !!!

:hi::evilgrin::hi:

[Wheezy]

45. I didn't think...

...the freepers actually fought. Huh. Who knew.

[WillyT]

57. No... The Dude Up Top, LOL !!!

:spank:

[Wheezy]

73. Ouch!

I deserved that. :blush:

[fortyfeetunder]

17. They can e-mail me at [e-mail]

if they want all the side details....

[aquart]

18. But we're meeting right? That's still on?

Because I'm making signs.

[smartvoter]

41. You bet. Just need to be extra discrete tonight. nt

[Tigress DEM]

99. Meat eating liberal on board!

Like to take a verbal bite out of any freeper dumb enough to show up here tonight!

[aquart]

159. Okay, the barbecue's in the back.

just go through the gate.

[Arkana]

19. Project X shall never get out in the open.

The Freeptards will never figure it out--until it's too late, that is! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Those idiots have nothing better to do with their time than to spy on a private message board?

[tavalon]

166. Well, it's actually, technically not private

but in answer to your question - in fact, it appears that the idiots do have nothing better to do!

And we're here teasing the poor monkeys. Well, they aren't necessarily poor, just stupid.

[Arkana]

205. Well, I meant "private" in the sense that we're not owned by the DNC.

[tavalon]

206. I see n/t

[clovis29]

20. Loose lips sink ships doncha know

And Project X was supposed to be a secret.

Jeeze, you people!!!

[Ready4Change]

68. Don't worry. We're saying Project X when we really mean ...

The "Silver Initiative."

Oops! I hate my darn loose lips! Now the Silver Initiative has been outed!

[William Seger]

95. Well, shit!

Now it's not DOUBLE super secret anymore. Way to go...:eyes:

[Ready4Change]

111. I know. I feel like SUCH an idiot.

At least I didn't blab about our plans to use our rocket powered shoes.

[brainshrub]

21. Oh Wow! I'm sooo scared of those yellow Republican chickenhawks.

I dare not bring up "Project X" here.

:hide:

[mondo joe]

22. Good. I'm wearing my sexy underwear and nothing else.

Look while you can Freepers!

[Wheezy]

50. Underwear?!

Dems go commando, doncha know.

edited to add: Oh crap! I just gave it away.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

122. HAAHAAA!

New statistics to keep an eye on....

Falling Underware sales.

[KnaveRupe]

23. Is there a smilie to moon the rabid sonsabitches?

Hey, freepers. It's not working. Rove's still going down, and taking your chimp overlord with him.

Deal with it.

[edhopper]

34. Is "Project X"

still going forward before the court nomination hearings?

[Viva_La_Revolution]

125. ....

sorry, I don't have a bigger one. :P

[silverweb]

127. Here ya go...

A mooning action smilie!

[ebayfool]

186. Freeper flashers ...

something reaallly small & always good for a laugh!

[Dogmudgeon]

25. The Freepers are watching us?

Does that mean they can see me having sex with their girlfriend?

--p!

[bluestateguy]

26. And don't forget....

mums the word on the secret meeting at the Kremlin next month in Moscow. We don't want them to know about all the drugs, gay sex, free abortions and satanic worship, and...Oh, I've already said too much!

:sarcasm:

[globalvillage]

62. That was Boston.

Project X, not project Y.
If I've blown cover, abort mission and go with plan B.
Repeat, plan B.
Over.

[dxstone]

175. I thought Project Y was the one just for ladies...

You know... because of that feminine "thing" which must also go unmentioned?
I'm a guy, and so not actually privy to the details on this one; I like to theorize and imagine stuff about it, sure, who doesn't?
Anyways, I hear THAT'S the one that's REALLY gonna stew their tomatoes for 'em!
At least, I think that's what I heard...
Hope I didn't say too much right here!
d
ps: At least I didn't mention the rocket shoes like that dumbo upthread!

DOH!

[GoneOffShore]

72. Don't mention mums

you know how cranky they get when we talk about mums.
I mean, if you're going to say anything just talk about their mothers.

[Donailin]

142. for fucks sake! At least you didn't mention Operation:Terrorist Therapy

doh!

[Walt Starr]

27. The Red car is parked at the restaurant

I repeat, the Red car is parked at the restaurant.

[NoPasaran]

36. Uncle John has buttoned his overcoat.

Repeat,Uncle John has buttoned his overcoat.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

But in springtime, footwear is optional.

Over.

[Donailin]

146. roger that, but is he going to open that umbrella or what??

:p

[soothsayer]

52. Take the zircon to Foppa, and tell him we move tonight.

[flyarm]

116. dang it..i told them no red car this time!!

alert alert..change my first orders..no black car..its red..red car...turn around..the black car is out now..go for the red!!

[Enquiringkitty]

29. Project X???? What happened to Operation Alpha/Omega???

To complicated, huh. OK! Mums the word!

[tsuki]

59. Alpha/Omega, I thought that was the sky taxi thingee. Did I miss

something. PM me.

[William Seger]

80. Alpha/Omega scrubbed

Repeat Alpha/Omega scrubbed. Damned freeper broke the code in the Top 10 Idiots list last week.

[Ready4Change]

115. Rats. Nothing beats a good Alpha/Omega-ing.

I miss the good old days. :(

[Kerrytravelers]

30. Yes. Project X. Swift and terrible.

I am the pirate king!

[noahmijo]

31. ::Runs into the room covered in green paint:::

Phase One of Project X is compete!!! and...awww shit.....

[Donailin]

139. ROFL!

:rofl:

[Th1onein]

32. RIGHTO!

But let's talk about something else, okay?

I have a problem with the Top Ten Republican Idiots author saying things like "R-fecal matter." It can be construed to be "Republican-Texas is fecal matter," (or whatever state the congressman or senator is representing, you know?)

Texans don't like this; and Democratic Texans (of which I am one, and let me remind you that Texas has a long history of being Democratic, until recently), certainly have a problem with it. I am proud to be a Texan, and I am proud to be a Democratic Texan, and I am proud to be part of a long Democratic history of Texas. What are other people, in other states, that just happen to be red, at this point, going to think, when you call their state "shit" going to think?

This is not a good idea.

[Nite Owl]

35. Whad you bring this

up for we all know that.

[Ilsa]

37. You guys are making me nervous. n/t

[BamaLefty]

39. No Dr. Ferris,

I won't.

Sincerely,
John Galt :rofl:

[fooj]

40. Excellent strategy!

Secret is safe w/me!B-)

Peace.

[SpiralHawk]

42. If you are watching Freeps, then please explain

why Bush was AWOL on 9/11 for over half an hour after having been notified for the second time that planes were smacking into the WTC? Why did he sit reading My Pet Goat to a classroom of children for half an hour or more when the nation needed leadership?

Why has he opposed a full investigation into 9/11? Why has BushCo only spent about $11 million looking into 9/11 when the Repub congress spent over $80 mil looking into the Clinton blow job scandal?

explain those things to me, and I will be willing to entertain any old Freeper notion.

[BlueWolff]

51. Don't hold your breath

Waiting for an answer to that one. You know those Freepers don't have a clue.

[Initech]

43. What is Project X?

I guess I'm out of the loop on this one!

[Tactical Progressive]

76. If you don't know, then you don't need to know.

Let's just say that until recent genetic advances, it was thought that there was no way to get honesty or decency into a right-winger's mind, since there is no known way to reason with such a mind.

[Initech]

90. You're right. There is no known way to reach such a mind.

Have you ever tried talking to a Freeper/neocon? I think I would rather be inhaling paint thinner.

[Tigress DEM]

106. It's after, "Project Why? Why? Why?" and before the ultimate....

Project Z-diggity where we open up a real big can of whoop a** on the rethuglicans.

(Just kidding. I don't know that we've got an outline on Z yet, that's just a big ol' yuk, yuk.)

Were there fruit loops involved in X? I forgot.

[hang a left]

145. Check your PM eom

[Initech]

203. Nothing's in there.

[Career Prole]

46. That goes unsaid.

(ouch!)

[Dragonfli]

47. The Cricket Barks At Dawn - eom

[Individualist]

75. The cow sings at sunset

[niallmac]

81. Ixnay on the 'X'nay ammitday!

[Jack Rabbit]

48. Roger Wilco

Over and out.

[tsuki]

49. Thanks for the heads up. Will keep Project X quieter than a CIA

covert operation. Oops.

[proud2BlibKansan]

53. Roger Dodger

Are Project Y discussions okay?

[Skittles]

54. the same people who support treason?

whatever

[proud patriot]

60. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

197. yep

whatever

[deminks]

55. Elmer Dudd says, Be Vewy Vewy Quiyet...

Weer Watching Fweepers, Shhhhhhh...

[AuntieM1957]

98. Those lips have kissed a whole lotta Bush n/t

[Ready4Change]

61. But, if we can't discuss... you know... the "project"

How can I possibly coordinate the delivery of, you know, the "stuff?"

Curse those freepers for throwing such a diabolical wrench into our plans! Rrrrrrr!

;)

[texanwitch]

63. I am working on Project Z right now, the project is going well.

:hide:

[Octafish]

65. Thanks! Hi Freepers! Don't look here if you want to stay stupid.

BFEE stands for Bush Family Evil Empire. These turds, slugs and devil-worshippers have been taking you for a ride, shining you on, and gaming your ass.



How do I know this? They've done it to me and the vast majority of ordinary Americans.

To help you see why, I offer the following:

Know your BFEE: Nixon Threatened to Nuke Vietnam

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3953519


Know your BFEE: Corrupt Craftsmen Hoover and Dulles

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3908104


Know your BFEE: Poppy’s CIA Made Saddam Into the Butcher of Baghdad

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3853409


Know your BFEE: Hitler’s Bankers Shaped Vietnam War

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3832033&mesg_id=3832033&page=


Know your BFEE: Merchants of Death

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3743890


Know your BFEE: R. James Woolsey, Turd of War

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3699042


Know your BFEE: Sneering Dick Cheney, Superturd-Superrich-Supercrook

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3627538


Know your BFEE: Bush Lied America into War

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3601654


Know your BFEE: James R Bath – Bush – bin Laden Link

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3571293&mesg_id=3571293&page=


Know your BFEE: War Profiteers

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3493251


Know your BFEE: Dead Men Tell No Tales

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3389867


Know your BFEE: Rev. Sun Myung Moon OWNS Poppy Bush

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3355939


Know your BFEE: Homeland Czar & Petro-Turd Bernie Kerik

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2788428


Know your BFEE: American Children Used in Radiation Experiments

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3312956


Know your BFEE: Eugenics and the NAZIs - The California Connection

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2511192


Know your BFEE: The Barreling Bushes

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2472759


Know your BFEE: A Crime Line of Treason

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2748315


Know your BFEE: How Smirko Got Rich

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2529964


Know your BFEE: George W Bush did "community service" at Project P.U.L.L.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2956067


Know your BFEE: Vote Suppressor Supreme, the Turd Bill Rehnquist

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2414083


Know your BFEE: George W Bush Knew 9-11 Was Coming and Did NOTHING!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2404049


Know your BFEE: Oliver North, Drug Dealer

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2396787


Know your BFEE: Pat Robertson Incorporated a Gold Mine with a Terrorist

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2397004


This one’s not labeled “Know Your BFEE,” but it’s meant in the same spirit:

Poppy Bush Involved in JFK Assassination -- BFEE's Spooked!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3274455

[AuntiBush]

97. Let Me Lend a Hand: Know You're BFEE

http://www.oldamericancentury.org/bushco/bush_crime_family.htm

If you dare... :smoke:

[roguevalley]

66. They wouldn't get it anyway. They never do. It takes a double

digit IQ first of all.

[Vickers]

67. GO ENLIST, YOU FUCKING COWARDS,

Jesus, even I did, and I'm a big sissy. :eyes:

[texanwitch]

71. But they would have big mean people yelling at them in bootcamp and

have to make their own beds everyday.

[AuntieM1957]

93. instead of listening to radio morons yelling everday and

wetting their beds evernight?

[texanwitch]

103. My Army DI I had in boot camp would have them wetting their pants,

that woman could yell.

[spacelady]

70. Holy Crap!!

[RoadRunner]

74. Don't forget the Project X chat tonight

in the "private" forum. See ya' there.....

:rofl:

edit: to correct my seriously fucked spelling.

[shadowknows69]

77. We cannot discuss project x

while it is a project in progress. as soon as it is a project completed we will talk about it. Du has ordered full cooperation with project x but we can't discuss that either.

[MatrixEscape]

79. Maybe they will understand pictures and simple words?

Oh, Righties ... you are the ducks!

[silverweb]

133. Nice graphic!

Perfect!

:toast:

[samsingh]

83. top secret - use the second channel

stupid freepers can never figure it out

[flyarm]

128. second channel ..roger..

over and out!!...change occuring!

[Triana]

84. Operation Mastadon...

...completely via PM. The revolution is...

NOT here. :evilgrin:

[Carni]

85. Damn! Who leaked?

I am so pissed I don't want the project compromised!

[Tigress DEM]

107. Sorry, forgot my Depends.

Laughing so hard, I leaked all over the place.

[flyarm]

130. ok ..since compromised switch to

our ultra secret project supercalafragialisticexpealidoshis..they will never remember that one...remember take your umbrella,..with the poison point..just in case!!..or you can dance through the rain if nessesary!!

[smartvoter]

86. ...---...--- .. - .. ** ... .. **** . * ...

[texanwitch]

92. #*##....^&^*...@!^%....(*%&)

[johnfunk]

141. %@$#!& the %@$#!&ing FR%@$#!&eepers!

n %@$#!& t

[texanwitch]

167. Totally agree.

*&#^ ~$&*)_+ +&%$#@Fr%@$#!&eepers

:rofl:

[AuntieM1957]

89. Thanks for making me laugh!

I've been a little down tonight - but you actually made me laugh out loud.

Shucks, I guess that's secret of Project X.

Laughing while they blunder and blow through the planet.

[Gold Metal Flake]

91. Did you get those things?

And that other stuff? For Project X?

Ahh, too bad this forum does not have reverb.

Proj-proj-proj-proj Ject-Ject-Ject-Ject EX-EX-EX-EX

Hi, Agent Freep! :hi:

[dxstone]

180. No reverb, no cowbell!

Remember, this is NOT Project Z we're talking about here... ANY cowbell could have SERIOUS NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES...
And of course, TOO much is never enough...

Anyway, Sir Lancelot chimes at midnight...
EVERYONE: DON'T FORGET YOUR TOWELS!!!

[Gold Metal Flake]

201. I'm sorry, I forgot that Project X uses anti-cowbell.

An uncontrolled cowbell/anti-cowbell schnitzle would lead to a system-wide 3-2 farnblat.

[MaraJade]

100. Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!!!

(tapes up mouth with duct tape, and runs about house to hide all of the copies of the Bill of Rights that are lying about--)

:scared:

[Fly by night]

101. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

When the freeps' leader runs the show, their male hos write prose.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

104. Here's the next instruction.

Ïîáåãèòå ýòî ÷åðåç ïåðåâîä÷èêà áûñòðî.

[BeHereNow]

108. Are you sure?

I got a different transmission directive...
Be sure your source is not a spy!
See you at midnight in the secret meeting room.
BHN

[William Seger]

109. Heh heh

You said "ratfuck". Heh heh.

[flyarm]

131. thank you agent pyle...

got it!!..and its already in process!! over and out.

[mike_c]

110. we're go for Thursday....

Everything's cool. Phase IV is on track after that. Let's go back to PM for the rest.

[swag]

112. SIGNAL! FREEPBERRY FREEPENSTEIN!

NOW!

RUN FOR COVER!

esteban lives!

[Coloradan4Truth]

113. emember-ray everye-ay hing-thay I old-thay ou-ya

bout-aay eeper-frays?

:crazy:

[RagAss]

114. Has Fidel landed yet..???....

I'm still waiting...was it 2 if by air, one if by sea?

[VOX]

117. The crocodile walks at night. Repeat, the crocodile walks at night.

And, as if that weren't enough -- New Orleans is red.

Now, go!!!!! :evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

143. Gilmore Girls....

[StaggerLee]

118. !

The Jack of Hearts has dropped a deuce!

I repeat, the Jack of Hearts has dropped a deuce!


Over.

[alittlelark]

120. Don't you mean SUPER secret ulta clandestine chambers....

.... c'mon mon....

[Pallas180]

124. Official Portrait of der leader

[alittlelark]

136. Yeah, but he keeps sneaking into the other portraits w/ booze

... and drinkin' it all.


That's why we are on 'ULTRA SUPER SECRET'

:tinfoilhat:

[LynnTheDem]

129. The Phantom is in the Opera. Repeat; the Phantom is in the Opera.

Pass it on.

[flyarm]

150. o kee doe kee!!! done n/t

[mistertrickster]

132. Project X . . . project X? . . . wth is project . . . oh, you mean the big

space ark thing? . . . oops, in the words of KKKarl Rove, "I've probably said too much."

[Sparkly]

156. Just say they told you, and not the other way around.... n/t

[still_one]

134. I hear you

we must use coded language

[anarchy1999]

137. Oh for heavens sake. All you elders stay safe.

Stay out of the fray.

Be careful........

Hide well.

[flyarm]

152. well our project x will make

their rapture look like a day in the park!!..hope they are prepared....dang ..i bet they have no clue whats comin there way!!

[Donailin]

138. where's my memo!?

I didn't get the memo. I have to have the memo!

[flyarm]

154. its in the capsule..didn't you

open the capsule??

if you didn't go to phase 2..look in the pen on your right hand side!!

[JimmyJazz]

140. THE EAGLE HAS LANDED. REPEAT. THE EAGLE HAS LANDED.

:thumbsup:

[fortyfeetunder]

144. Quick, turn on to CNN: BREAKING NEWS... n/t

gotta run...

[mark11727]

147. "The time has come. Execute Order 66..."

[NMMNG]

148. Update me at [e-mail]

Keep me up to date on the project, m'kay?

[EC]

149. God, I just saw the biggest fly land on my TV screen, that I thought

you guys had already started Project X and released the hypnoflies that Hypnotoad developed for brainwashing...But I guess not huh?...



Nevermind...

[texanwitch]

151. Could you tell if the fly had a human head? I will pass the information

along.

[Sparkly]

155. Shh... Ixnay on the eyeflay.... over & out.

[EC]

160. Okie, Dokie

[EC]

157. Which prototype won?

This one looked like the Truthseeker model. Shit, I've got to stop the dog from chasing it then....

[Tommymac]

158. "I know notink"

[Pam-Moby]

161. project X is good, but the head person said

to wait until the crack of dawn before implementing it. Check out the site yourself! EG

[texanwitch]

The fly is on the wall, I repeat The fly is on the Wall

[texanwitch]

162. The fly is on the wall, I repeat The fly is on the Wall

[Pachamama]

163. What about Project XXX? I was really looking forward to that one!

:spank:

[eridani]

165. Well, what with Project X and Project Z--

WHO LEFT OUT PROJECT Y?? This could seriously fuck things up. PM me--you know who you are.

[texanwitch]

168. Plans are in the works, meeting will be at

^*())__ @!^%$$### *71263

[eridani]

169. Hey Fuckwit!! I SAID PM!!

You just went and spilled the beans to those damn Freeper assholes! Shame on you!

[texanwitch]

171. At least one of the fly's escaped, plans must be changed.

&)*&^%$%^& )&^%%#@# )(* ^%3932-11.

I don't think Freepers can go as high a Y on the alphabet.

[Pam-Moby]

173. fuckwit is the code name silly. Now you have blown it!

project X is now deleted. Thanks for blowing fuckwits cover. We must now go to project eat shit. I repeat we move to project eat shit. Do not contact at the crack of dawn for this assignment. We move to 12:02 PM today. Over and out. The fly is off the wall. I repeat the fly is off the wall due to cover being blown on fuckwits.

[madeline_con]

170. I send the FREEKERS...

A virtual moon. )*(

[smartvoter]

172. LOL. I've never seen that one. nt

[Warren DeMontague]

176. I sure hope they don't see this picture of Howard Dean kissing Jane Fonda!

Made You Look.

[texanwitch]

184. Now you done it with that picture, I was drinking a Dr. Pepper

and laughed so hard that I almost spilled my drink on the keybboard.

:rofl:

[maveric]

177. Has Matthew Broderick been notified?

[Warren DeMontague]

179. Bastard! Beat me by one minute.

But mine's bigger. My poster, that is.

[Warren DeMontague]

178. Project X?

When I goes to the movies, I loves to see me some monkeys.

[dxstone]

183. RE: that last line about monkeys: ROFLMAO!!!

And by that I DON'T mean "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!'--but I think you KNOW what I mean... (nudge nudge)
(Actually, I don't mean THAT!--or DO I?) (wink WINK!)

Heh heh heh... the fools; they don't have a clue, do they?
No... they never did...
Why should WE give 'em one at this VERY late hour?
Oops! Said too much?
I really MUST learn to gloat much more quietly!!!

[Blue_Tires]

181. we are GO for the

'Cesar Geronimo' project mentioned earlier!

[Historic NY]

182. Roger Wilco

the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs back......over & out.

I will meet you in..
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

[texanwitch]

185. May we not stand for the Free Republic National Anthem

Am I Right - Song Parodies, Freeper
... Freeper. Sitting at my computer so very eagerly ... I'm just a Freeper. I can't think on my ... I'm just a Freeper. Who's doing what I'm told ...www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/ozzyosbourne5.shtml - 29k - Cached - More from this site - Save - Block

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"Dreamer" Based on the performance by Ozzy Osbourne
"Freeper" Parody by Liam Wescott
The Free Republic national anthem
Freeper

Sitting at my computer so very eagerly
Waiting for the word from up above
Hoping I'll get my teamlemming mouspad real soon
Oh yeah!

Can't ever think or feel for myself
I gotta do what Uncle Karl wants
Waiting to be told what to think and say
Time and again

I'm just a Freeper
I can't think on my own
I'm just a Freeper
Who's doing what I'm told

I watch the evening news like everyone else
Don't ever need to think about what it says
Because tomorrow I know that Rush and Uncle Karl
Will explain it all

I'm just a Freeper
I can't think on my own
Oh yeah
I'm just a Freeper
Who's doing what I'm told

Your higher mental processes are working fine
But me? I'm just a mindless Rovian drone
A product of the RNC's vast hive mind
My thoughts and feelings are never my own
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

If only everyone else could be like this
Then we could all be one huge GOP clone
We wouldn't have to think or feel for ourselves
Oh yeah!

I'm just a Freeper
I can't think on my own
Oh no!
I'm just a Freeper
Doing exactly what I'm told
Oh yeah!
I'm just a Freeper
I never step out of line
Oh yeah!
I'm just a Freeper
Keeping the world at bay
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
My website
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[Bunny]

187. Slight change of plans. Listen up folks:

Mares eat oats and does eat oats, and I'll be home for Christmas.
Your loving son, Queen Victoria.

[GOPFighter]

190. Got that, Queen V.

Are we still on for the rutabaga quagmire on the 23rd? The codebook is in the 3rd postulate.

[Bunny]

191. Mary had a little lamb, and my dog has fleas.

[GOPFighter]

211. God, you turn me on when you talk smart like that!

You are obviously well-read. Mary, lamb, fleas. sigh!

See you on the 23rd, and don't forget the Ovaltine.

[Bunny]

216. It's my job to turn you on. Command gave me my orders three days ago.

Another successful mission that I can report back to base.

[GOPFighter]

218. You should demand tougher assignments!

:rofl:

[Bunny]

219. HAHAHAHA!

:toast:

[ProfessorGAC]

188. The Sparrow Flies Only In Windy Weather!

Message received?
The Professor

[RetroLounge]

192. This is HUGH 111111111111

RL

[globalvillage]

193. The code has been released.

Take every 15th letter from the latest Dean e-mail and run it backward through the decrypter.
Your mission will be clear.
Go NOW!!!

[Lilith Velkor]

200. Roger that

'bout fkn time...

[OrlandoGator]

194. I forget, which one is Project X?

Is that the satellite we secretly launched that turns the whole world gay, or the one where we round up all the pregnant women and force them to have abortions?

[OrlandoGator]

195. Oops, I forgot...the first one is Project KY.

n/t

[smartvoter]

202. LOL. nt

[LeftyMom]

221. Then we follow up with Project Astroglide

but I'll need to see your file before I brief you. Suffice it to say, it promises to be the most fun you've ever had at the park.

[Saphire]

196. just remember....the cow barks at midnight!!!!

[Coexist]

199. Okay - Project X is HUGH!!1!

[librechik]

215. heh--I can always spot somebody

who hangs out on the Hugh Jackman boards. They have to think twice before spelling Huge.

:loveya:

[bloom]

204. Oh - I guess I missed it.

LOL

:bounce:

[symbolman]

207. I think

all you Loosers should move to Franse.. :)

So somebody PM me, what's project X? C'mon, I'm Symbolman, you know me - those turkeys once published all my personal info and then started making threats there like, "I'm going to change into my camos for a Black Ops on him.." etc.

Then, knowing they were watching me (back when I was going on tv a lot) here I told them that I would solve all their problems should they come to see me at my home (being a trained Veteran) with two words:

Keyser Sose (Movie Ref: The Usual Suspects)

Better yet, anyone got those pics from their "Lard Boat" cruise? I could use a laugh :)

[texanwitch]

208. A quick report, had late dinner at Denny's after meeting for

Project Y, and several Freepers were there pointing at the pictures on the menu, I think Project X is safe.

:yoiks:


Will PM more information later to Section Leader, that is all.

[obreaslan]

209. Grandma's muffins are full of raisins!

I repeat...

FULL OF RAISINS!!!!!!!!

[LaurenG]

210. Oh whew, Thanks for the heads up

Will pm only on this X file.

[merh]

213. Roger Wilco

[librechik]

214. shh--ixnay with the ooselay ipslay

omesay of emthay on'tday etgay it etyay!

[brainshrub]

220. Locking. (Project X must not be discussed.)

Just kidding.

[smartvoter]

222. LOL! nt