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DAD
There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them. I'm a Fundie, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Fundies is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Fundie the moment Dad came, Because Every fetus is sacred. Every fetus is great. If a fetus is wasted, God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every fetus is sacred. Every fetus is great. If a fetus is wasted, God gets quite irate.
GIRL: Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each fetus that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every fetus is wanted. Every fetus is good. Every fetus is needed In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Liberals, Socialists, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Fetuses with more care.
MEN:
Every fetus is sacred. Every fetus is great.
WOMEN:
If a fetus is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate. PRIEST:
Every fetus is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every fetus is good.
NANNIES:
Every fetus is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every fetus is useful. Every fetus is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1: Mine! MOURNER #2: And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for Each fetus that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every fetus is sacred. Every fetus is good. Every fetus is needed In your neighbourhood. Every fetus is sacred. Every fetus is great. If a fetus is wasted, God gets quite iraaaaaate!
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