Ooogedy Boogedy! I wave my MAGIC wand ---

[IdaBriggs]

And every single idiot who voted for Bush magically wakes up, and realizes not only have they been lied to, but they are pretty furious about it, too.

The television stations begin reporting actual news, instead of celebrity gossip.

Politicians begin solving problems, instead of working to line their pockets.

Voters discover their voices matter, and elections are clean.

Spinal implants for Democrats are universally successful, while ethics implants in Republicans have them sending most of their current leadership to jail.

The United States publicly apologizes to the citizens of Iraq for an illegal invasion. The rest of the world forgives us, and we all start working to end world hunger and disease.

Lying hypocrites begin turning Flamingo Pink with Lime Green Polka Dots every time they open their mouths to speak; this is considered to be a mark of shame, so they don't appear in public until the condition clears up.

The entire cast of FOX News, along with most of the folks at CNN, discover they can't lie in public without their noses growing.

Medical treatment isn't an actual issue for a member of the Supreme Court, because its considered PRIVATE.

And then I wake up....

[skids]

1. At this point...

...with so much disinformation going around, having a nose that grew when one lies (even accidentally) would actually be a very useful thing even for those on the side of reason.

Just as long as there's a way to make it shrink again. :-)

[IdaBriggs]

3. Well, since its my personal fantasy land, how about...

it shrinks as soon as you correct your falsehood to everyone you lied to?

[Sydnie]

5. Yeah, we need some LIEAGRA!

If nose remains elongated longer than your lie is believed, consult a therapist. :)

[Tux]

2. Magic wand?!

Harry Potter claimed another victim! Falwell, hurry! Contact the Ministry of Magic!

[IdaBriggs]

4. And I just finished reading it, too!

Very dark, and depressing. When does the next one come out? :)

[Tux]

6. My guess

Is 2 to 3 years. Being the last book, volume 7 will rock and be well worth the wait. I hope more godless liberal Christians and people of faith read it. Just to make Rowling, Barnes & Noble, and Scholastic rich and annoy Christian Wrong.