Bush best quote today; : "We Are Strengthening Our Nuclear Power Pants."

[elehhhhna]

Anybody catch THAT beauty?

[tridim]

1. Sounds like a new Old Navy product

Nuclear Power Pants - Sale Price $24.95

[Darkhawk32]

2. I've got 50 megatons of power right here bab-ay!! n/t

[Bozita]

3. That's what I heard ... It stopped me in my tracks

Heavy-duty zippers, perhaps?

[ComerPerro]

4. Hey, I didn't even know what a nukeular panner plant was!

[spinbaby]

5. He learned to pronounce "nuclear"...

...and it strained him so much he forgot how to pronouce "plants."

[punpirate]

6. Nuke-you-ler power pants...

... they glow in the dark, they irradiate sweat pimples without thinking about it, and J-Lo has the hots for anyone who can afford a pair.

The Gap will have signs plastered across their windows, "POWER TO THE PANTS!"

... and the first person to get a bad case of beer fart squirts in them is the next Three Mile Island....

But, I digress.

[Crankie Avalon]

7. Nu-cu-lar Power Pants...

...some disassembling required.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

8. they will soon have stronger nuclears.

What is completely amazing to me is that so much of the southeast loves his speach patterns.

[dhinojosa]

9. I heard a techno in the future....