OMG My head just exploded

[Horse with no Name]

To coin a southern phrase..."Y'all aint gonna believe this shit"
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=4015

THE PASTOR SAID:
"If you can get them undressed, you are only one bottle of good wine away from having your way with them. Harlotism personified."

AND THIS SHOWS A TRUE REPUB
"Why would a husband want a picture of his wife? He spends most of his life trying to forget her. Look, if you are soliciting for nude posing, I'm arfraid I am not interested. I am a man of GOD."

[brainshrub]

1. Wow.

It's almost like this is a satire site!

[merci_me]

7. Ya don't say............lol n/t

[Occulus]

2. You do know it's a satire site, right?

I love the Landover site. It's so damn snarky, all of the time...

[nadinbrzezinski]

3. This is actually funny

I should invite this pastor to next year's comic con

;-)

Talk about his head exploding.

:evilgrin:

[crispini]

4. Pssst...

that site's satire.... ;)

[Horse with no Name]

10. WHew

Isn't it sad that in today's time it's hard to tell the satire from the truth?
:silly:

[brainshrub]

20. Don't feel bad.

The first time I visited that site, I thought it was for real. It's a great site.

[Son of California]

5. Lordy Lord

religious folks are weird.

[MsTryska]

17. *lol*

it's hard to tell what with the girls with laces in 'em.....

[Finder]

6. You do realize it is a parody site, right?

I love reading it when the religious right gets to me.lol

[Occulus]

14. eviednce: this little gem

" "The bottom line is that Coby Bryant, the boy, is black as night, and the girl is as white as Rush Limbaugh’s inner thigh," says Brother Hardwick"

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/index.html

Funny stuff here.

[tocqueville]

18. I wonder how many Fundies are aware of that

[tocqueville]

21. I read their email, obviously people take them seriously

or all the emails are fake...

I wonder how much money they cash in...

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. Good site. Here are more of a similar vein

Just click the entertainment link below. They are in a blue font.

[enigmatic]

9. I love Betty Bowers

The best satire site on the internet..

"So close to Jesus, he validates my parking...":)

[kliljedahl]

30. The same people do Landover & Betty Bowers I think

Do you know if that's the case?


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[enigmatic]

32. Same ones, I'm almost certain..n/t

[mode13h_net]

11. landover baptist is a parody

This should make it obvious enough :

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0605/flyingdinos.html

;)

then again... I did visit the creationist research center / museum in santee, ca and this was they type of asinine thing they spoke of..

[cornermouse]

12. Pistle? Yeah... Right....

[Fenris]

13. The best satire is that which is hard to differentiate from reality.

[SheepyMcSheepster]

15. as you have heard it is satire

here is another site that you shouldn't let fool you: http://www.rentmyson.com/

[mode13h_net]

19. Ha ha -- i recognize that building on their website

It's the state gov't building in san diego.

[SheepyMcSheepster]

25. it was funny....

a while back someone posted a thread in a similar manner about that web site titled to the effect of: "OMG LOOK AT THIS I CAN"T BELIEVE IT!"

you would it would have been nice had you been there to identify the building. people were dead set that it was a real business that definitely needs to be shut down immediately.

:silly: :rofl:

[kliljedahl]

31. Check this one

http://www.mytrailerpark.com


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[SheepyMcSheepster]

33. seen that one

pretty funny.

this is an oldy but goody: http://www.realultimatepower.net/

[Goldmund]

16. You do know this is satire, right?

[sickinohio]

22. Hmmmmm

"A harlot is a woman who will go to bed with a man just after she's had her hair done."


I'm just curious - what do they call a man who will go to bed with a woman just after he has had his hair done????
:shrug:

[Freedomfried]

23. I think either...

sleepy or horney

[sickinohio]

24. I'm sure that's right - and

probably the woman is either sleepy or horny, right??

:shrug:

Makes sense to me anyway.

[bobbieinok]

26. the first time I visited the site, there was a link to a statement that

the people who write the site attended Falwell's Liberty College, wrote the satire there for the students who found it funny, and then some administrator discovered what they were doing and had them expelled the second semester of their senior year

there seems to be a very serious movement to close down this site or at least block it at all public libraries, etc

[slutticus]

27. I am a proud member of Landover Baptist.

:D

[Rex]

28. You have to expose those sinners, sometimes with booze.

Evil temptresses!!!! :yoiks:

[okieinpain]

29. what the fuck are they looking at. look I'm all for doing your thing

but shit man this self mutilation shit is just too fucking much.