How Many Times A Day Do You See Chimp's Ugly Fucking Mug?

[DistressedAmerican]

Poll question: How Many Times A Day Do You See Chimp's Ugly Fucking Mug?

Being an anti-Bush photoshopper, I look at this guy all the damn time. I see way more of this ugly little troll durning my days than most (I hope).

Even when I am not looking for or using Chimp shots, I find it hard to get away from his visage. If you follow the news (either MSM or alternative sources), you are exposed to this guy a lot.

So, I was wondering how much you see the coke-headed chimp?

[genieroze]

1. More than none is too much.

[DistressedAmerican]

5. You Can Say That Again! It Is By Far The Least Pleasant Part Of My Work!

Shield You Eyes!

[justinsb]

2. 10 or more, almost all of it here

I don't listen to his speeches anymore, if he actually says anything new it will make headlines around the world. He's been making the same speech for about 3 years now.

[HockeyMom]

6. I second that one

I have NEVER watched him on TV. I cannot stand to see his ugly mug or hear him. Just listening to him make me cringe. I only see him on here or read transcripts of what he has said. That's enough.

[smirkymonkey]

3. Once is far too much for me.

My blood pressure shoots up everytime I see that ugly, retarded looking face.

[napi21]

4. Unfortunately, most of them of here on DU!

Although most ore very funny!

The few times I see him on TV, I at leaset mute the sound so I don't have to hear him!

[Goldmund]

7. LOL love the pic

I notice you call it "Small" in the image name -- do you have a larger version? I wanna print it out. :)

[DistressedAmerican]

9. Here You Go...

Not too much bigger. But, A bit better.

[Goldmund]

10. Thanks SO MUCH!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. I surf here mostly, I also read bartcop and allhatnocattle daily

My daily count is in the dozens LOL

And when I dare hit the TV news, there be Commander Cuckoobananas.

Of course, I'd rather see the parody versions that you, Swamp Rat, mopaul and many others do, than the *shudder* real thing.

[earth mom]

11. I avoid it at all costs...

though usually it's via a cartoon which makes it okay ! LOL!

[RoBear]

12. Every time I see his whistle-ass face,

I write LIAR over it and leave the paper or magazine where people will pick it up.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. His face is a blight on the universe,

but since I can't avoid seeing it, I've decided to amuse myself, with the assistance of Photoshop -- for example:

[genieroze]

15. I'm glad I wasn't eating or drinking anything when I seen that pic.

[DistressedAmerican]

16. Is That Yours? Someone Was Just Asking If It Was Mine Two Days Ago.

The poster wanted to credit the artist.

I can't for the life of me remember who it was. The thread was killed by the mods so, I can't even go back and look for you. It was getting some definite praise the other night though.

Very nice work!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. KKKarl is fun, too.

The Bush pic was mine, but I've only posted it in this thread. If you've seen something like it before, it's probably because that's just about what Shrubby really looks like -- so even an unaltered picture would look familiar. :rofl:

On edit: Come to think of it, I did put it up before, I think yesterday -- don't remember which thread.

Oh, here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4137489

[DistressedAmerican]

19. Very Nice! What A Fat Ugly Bastard! Do You Have A Lot More?

I hadn't seen anything of yours (that I recall) before the other nigh.

Always glad to see another of out there doing the "hard work" of ridiculing these asshats! It's "hard work" you know and we're "working hard" at it!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

20. I've only just figured out how to make Photoshop do that.

But now that I'm getting the hang of it...

[DistressedAmerican]

23. Keep At It! You Seem To Have A Definite Talent.

For early work that looks pretty damn nice.

My site is always looking for new artists. Keep in touch and if you are interested maybe we can set you up with an image gallery on the site.

Check it out. There are some other great people there under my submissions pages. See if it is something that might interest you!

Here is a direct link to that section of the site:
http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/distresseamerican/submissions.htm

[tallahasseedem]

14. The only time I see his mug....

is when it is posted here. Otherwise I steer clear of cable news. I do, however, get blindsided every once in a while if I enter an establishment that has Faux News on.

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[unhappycamper]

25. You can fix that blindside problem......

TV-B-Gone may be the ticket.


Link:
http://www.tvbgone.com/home.php

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

21. Thank God for the remote control.

[Ravy]

22. I have a portrait of him hanging in my house.

So I see it all the time. My wife bought it for me for Christmas last year.

http://www.legalreader.com/archives/002204.html

[leftofthedial]

24. WAY too fucking many