POLL: What should Hillary's next crusade be after video games?

[yurbud]

Poll question: POLL: What should Hillary's next crusade be after video games?

It may not be possible, but if you can think of any issues MORE important than these for our pre-ordained leader to pursue, post them.


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[nankerphelge]

1. Excessive welting...

from Dodgeball. Won't somebody please think of the children?!?

[SaveElmer]

2. Getting elected President

Would be my preference!!!

[LiberalEsto]

3. Repudiating the DLC

and working to dismantle it

[applegrove]

4. The assumption is that cartoon sex imbedded in violent kids video

games is harmless. That is a lie.

[yurbud]

7. I cut Henry Waxman some slack on steroid hearings because

he does valuable work the rest of the time.

Hillary seems to be trying to develop "Joementum."

[yurbud]

8. it's not harmless, but at the moment that's like curing dandruff

on a body politic that has leprosy.

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[Kraklen]

22. Well, actually it is harmless.

But if parents want to overreact they're certainly within their right.

[yurbud]

25. I was being charitable.

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[Kraklen]

21. violent kids video games?

What violent kids video game is this?

[johnaries]

24. But the violence IS harmless?

I'd much rather my kid have sex than shoot people. Maybe that's just me.

[ibegurpard]

29. Except they aren't kids' video games

that's the message that doesn't seem to be penetrating the granite you like to call your skull.

[walldude]

39. Thank you.. Exactly the point

The damn game is marked every which way "For Mature Audiences 17+" The people supporting this "anti-game" issue are leaving themselves only one out. Censorship. The morononic arguement that "kids are going to get it anyway, ratings or not" is about as lame as they come. Go ahead, censor the game, make it illegal, you think thats going to stop it? It's worked so well with the war on drugs. :eyes:

On edit.. I had to vote for the "Calvin Peeing Stickers" Poor Watterson worked so hard not to bastardize his creation, only to have Calvin peeing on Ford and Chevy logos, and my favorite one, Calvin kneeled in front of a cross praying :eyes:

[Warren DeMontague]

43. I'm still fucked up from seeing Bugs Bunny Cross-Dress.

[Al-CIAda]

5. 'spaying and neutering your pet'- of course!

I know this was Bob Barker's issue, but lets face it, he's done. If she takes on this issue, she can, in a masterful repositioning of politics, appeal to the pro-choice and contraception lobbies. This capital can be used in freeing her up to schrewdly vote FOR the new SCOTUS nom. in her 'centrist' recasting.

[Hardrada]

6. She and the Pope

should get together to condemn people who don't buckle their seatbelts.


Click it or ticket (to perdition)!

[BuyingThyme]

9. Silent farting.

[yurbud]

26. that COULD help her win the Jethro vote--"You gonna make us smell it...

you might as well let it rip so we's could have a good laff too."

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[darkism]

10. Hopefully not running for president

They won't even have to steal that one.

[AlienGirl]

11. Could she go after thong panties sticking out of low-rider jeans?

Somebody's got to... :shrug:

Tucker

[yurbud]

28. send me all the pics you can find of this, and I'll forward to her

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[high density]

12. lower back tattoos

Hillary, please regulate them!

[Piperay]

13. Droopy pants

where half the underwear shows and the crotch is down to the knees.:popcorn:

[Warren DeMontague]

14. What about bear fighting and cock-baiting? nt

[yurbud]

18. animal fighting is immoral (and polling shows it is only popular with

a solidly republican demographic).

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[Warren DeMontague]

41. I was kidding.

And it was a dumb joke, to boot.

[Warren DeMontague]

15. How about people who take a really long time to pull out of a

parking space when they know you're waiting for them?

[RedstDem]

16. She Needs To Do Something About Paris Hilton

That Girl Is Ruining The Country

[yurbud]

27. That's why Bush had to get rid of estate tax--so Paris could make better

pornos.

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[Eric J in MN]

31. And her parents are "Screwing Up America." Just ask

Bernie Goldberg:

http://www.moveleft.com/moveleft_essay_2005_07_19_bernie_goldberg_says_to_be_civil.asp

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

17. The menace of allowing pets to be seen nude by impressionable children.

"Clothe them or dispose of them", could be the motto.

[yurbud]

19. Oh dear God! the scourge of DOG NIPPLES and CAT WEINER

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[yurbud]

20. I think John Ashcroft retired to work on this though.

after his success with stopping statue nudity.

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[Kraklen]

23. Sex education.

[yurbud]

30. the simple way to stop teen sex: make it homework

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[SlowDownFast]

32. You forgot

"Who gives a shit?"

Fuck Hillary Clinton. She's bought and paid for.

[yurbud]

33. her actions encourage that interpretation.

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[sellitman]

34. Remaining as the NY senator

I'd have a tough time pulling the lever for her.

[yurbud]

36. great photo

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[sellitman]

40. Wish it would come true!

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[gulfcoastliberal]

35. Banning kiddie leashes

http://harness.coolfreepages.com/Leash+Child/wristrein.jpg

[yurbud]

37. leashing kiddie bands

[yurbud]

38. What percentage of people who leash their kids beat the crap out of them?

100% or a little less?

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[QC]

42. erotic birthday cakes

[Warren DeMontague]

44. People who use "LOOSE" instead of "LOSE" in internet discussion postings

Fuckin' Loosers.

[Technowitch]

45. Locking

This is a continuation of a previously locked topic, which was previously locked for turning into a flamewar. This one has gone down exactly the same path.

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