Vomit alert - www.ThankYouTony.com

[ps1074]

http://www.thankyoutony.com/

Did I miss the news of WMD being found?

[Oreo]

1. unreal

Whereas, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Tony Blair, has vigorously supported the United States in the disarmament of Iraq;

Whereas, the United Kingdom is a strong and loyal ally to the United States;

Whereas, Prime Minister Tony Blair has committed substantial military forces of the United Kingdom to the current action in Iraq;

The American people extend their heartfelt thanks to Prime Minister Tony Blair for his courage and leadership; and

Extend their deep appreciation to the United Kingdom and the men and women of its armed forces.
:puke:


it should include:
Whereas Mr Blair has become a puppet of the Bush regime and has done its bidding without question
Whereas Mr Blair has made England the newest front in the war on terror

[DemBeans]

4. mmm-hmmm

Whereas, Prime Minister Tony Blair has committed substantial military forces of the United Kingdom to the current action in Iraq, therefore relieving us, the authors of this barf-o-licious site, of the obligation to enlist in the United States Army and fight in a war that we support. We thank every Brit who has taken our place on the front lines and has died or been wounded fighting our imperialistic fight.

Love and kisses,
Republican Chickenhawks

[sui generis]

2. whereas I couldn't. I was just suddenly overwhelmed

by images of our noble chimperor and his favorite british ass-poodle, and a tear of laughter came to my eye.

Whereas, whoever wrote that is a pretentious weenie
Whereas, what the hell is that supposed to mean anyway
Whereas, why do right wing nutjobs think that using legalisticaze lingo makes them sound more ejjicated

Whereas, I'm sure the Tony Blair fan club already has a president, if you know what I mean

oh hell, let's hear some whereazzes from the rest of ya'll. . .

[O.M.B.inOhio]

5. Whereas, blowback has hit London

we thank Tony for providing an opportunity for our emergency responders to prove their mettle.

An apropos line I like from Leaving Beirut by Roger Waters:
"Not in my name Tony you great war leader you"
Also has, "Geoooorge, oh George/ That Texas education must have fucked you up when you were very small." What fun.

[sui generis]

8. it's not the Texas education

it's just who he is and where he comes from - a spoiled rich kid brat who would either be promoted to official gas pumper at the local Pakistani owned gas station, or else still be in jail for snorting half of columbia and drunk driving and corporate theft and insider trading if it wasn't for daddy's connections.

He is who he is because he didn't have to ever grow up - and because he comes from a long line of inbred sociopaths.

[kiki]

3. ...

Whereas, two million people took to the streets to voice their opposition to your disgusting little bloodbath, and to your allying of our country with the biggest bunch of crooks and all-round pigfucking scumbags ever to inhabit the Whitehouse.

Whereas, you ignored us.

Still, at least there are a bunch of jackoffs 2,000 miles away who think you're the bee's knees.

I wonder if the domain name www.fuckyoutony.com is taken?

[kiki]

6. Click the link...

It's free! Any enterprising internet types want some of that action..?

[wtmusic]

7. pat the poodle on the head nt