Maybe if we ask them real nice, they'll stop this stupid war

[mopaul]

maybe if we are really sweet and we appease them and try to reason with them and maybe if we say pretty please they'll reconsider this whole war thing. maybe we're just not being nice enough.

maybe if we ask them real nice they'll let us have our old nation back, and drop the patriot act thing and leave social security alone and pay off the deficit. maybe if we ask them real nice they'll stop killing innocent people and putting our sons and daughters through the meat grinder to enrich already rich billionaires.

maybe if we just do what they say and shut up and play ball and stop resisting and just play nice they'll stop all this nonsense and get back to making america great again.

or, maybe, just maybe it's time to stop being so fucking nice all the time.

[jobycom]

1. Dear sirs, Stop it! (Old Dudley Moore sketch that probably no one

but me would remember.)

"But I wrote a letter." (I'm dyin' laughin', even if no one else gets it. Sorry. I'll stop now.)

[rzemanfl]

2. How about this for starters. When we see someone getting out

of a Hummer, or an SUV with a Bush-Cheney sticker, or a car with "Choose Life" plates and and a Jesus fish, instead of saying "Good Morning" we say "You're wrong." No dicussion, no confrontation, just "You're wrong" and go on about our business. Maybe, if someone hears "You're wrong" from strangers dozens of times a day it might give them pause.

On the other hand, they might just start saying "Hiel, Bush" instead of "Good Morning" but then we'd at least know where we stood.