Lil georgie* missed his calling in life, he would have made a great

[catmandu57]

used car salesman, I can see him now, Plaid sports coat with matching pants, white belt and shoes, telling people about the great deal he can give them on the lemon he's pushing.
Sawdust in the gearbox, fresh spray paint covering the rust, recapped tires, he would have given Herb Tar lock a run for the money that's for sure.
Then, when he's got the rube in his sales cubicle, he'll make sure they see his well worn bible prominently placed so the pigeon can see for themselves what an honest man ole gdub is.

Then after they get their car home stuff starts to happen, The fresh paint flakes off, the clutch won't engage, tires blow out, and the rube silently takes it, because if they didn't they'de have to admit they were slickered. That good ole gdub had seen them coming and phucked them but good.

That's the very same way America has been hustled, we've been bait and switched, subjected to backroom deals, decieved and in short sold a lemon turd, polished by professionals, and people don't wan't to admit they've been had.

Graphic people that'd make a great picture, lil georgie* in his used car uniform with the caption Would you buy a used car from this man?

[wtbymark]

1. geez - I pegged him for a janitor at Sears

i apologize to all the sanitation engineers at Sears

[catmandu57]

4. Nah he's a sociopath

the perfect liar, no conscience. Being a janitor requires something of a concsience.

[greenbriar]

2. the only job fitting for w would be

a toilet brush

[Demit]

3. I always picture him as a barely competent regional sales manager.

The salesmen have no respect for him, but have to tolerate him because he's got powerful connections, and at least he tells good dirty jokes at sales meetings.

[catmandu57]

7. Yeah, that's pretty good

He's only there cause daddy owned the lot.

[ikri]

11. David Brent?

If you've not seen it - The original and The US version.

I can see * as David Brent quite easily. Very disturbing.

[firefox]

5. Now, he would make a great dartboard n/t

[housewolf]

6. Preacher

I've always thought that he should have been a preacher. Take that missionary zeal to folks who want to hear it and tell them how to live their lives. Leave the rest of us alone.

[acmejack]

9. He has got the speaking in tongues part down!

Half the time he makes no sense. A man of the lord, hallelujah!

[Hubert Flottz]

10. He lies as good as a preacher...

Olympic Liar...

[lectrobyte]

15. No way, to be a good preacher, you have to have some

oratorical skills. Coherence is mandatory. I can't imagine anyone getting out of bed on a weekly basis to listen to *.

[kliljedahl]

8. It's been done

Just Google in images "Bush Car salesman"



Keith’s Barbeque Central

[jojo54]

12. Here's one.

[jojo54]

13. O.K. why aren't pictures working today?????

[catmandu57]

14. Sometimes they don't

Hae you got an url?

[jojo54]

16. No, I don't.

Could just be Comcast though. It's storming here and when that happens, the broadband plays musical chairs.