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MsTryska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 12:51 PM
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Pat Robertson - Nutritional Expert.....
who knew Jesus drank Meal Replacement shakes?

http://www.patrobertson.com/shakepromo.asp


I saw it at GNC the other day.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 12:56 PM
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1. So they'll have less weight for the Rapture pickup?
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The Magistrate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 01:01 PM
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2. Is It Just Me, Ma'am?
Does anyone else find something hilarious in a man who proclaims his certainty of Heaven being so eager to prolong his life...?
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MsTryska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 01:28 PM
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7. I find the whole idea slightly repulsive to be honest....
I mean - i've got a long history with nutritional supplementation industry - and whilst there are lots of good products out there, there's also a lot of snake oil salesman.


Pat Robertson - a guy who's got nothing whatsoever to do with Nutrition in any way shape or form, slapping his name on a protein shake, for, as far as i can tell - the sole purpose of getting his flock to buy buy buy is just disgusting.


I think he should donate the entire run to the children in Africa he's been so set on helping. Of course there's not word one about any of the proceeds going to charity or anything.


i'm embarassed for him and his flock.
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 01:01 PM
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3. ya forgot "Pat's Age-Defying Protein Pancake"


Pat's Age-Defying Protein Pancakes can:

Combat the build-up of plaque in your blood vessels and arteries
Provide complex carbohydrates to keep your system running at its best
Provide an excellent source of energy and essential fatty acids, important for good heart health
Help protect against breast, uterine and prostate cancer

And Pat shares his cooking tips along the way to help make your pancakes light and fluffy.

http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/pancakes.asp
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MsTryska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 01:29 PM
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8. *lol*
what does all this have to do with the rapture you ask?


not a god damn thing.
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Angry Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 01:09 PM
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4. They probably sell them at the White House cafeteria.....
Iiiiiit's rapture-licious!
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Blue Belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 01:18 PM
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5. Is it sold next to the Tom Cruise Herbal Anti-depressants?
And the Courtney Love Liver detox?? Check out the all new "Celebrity" isle of GNC... :eyes:
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MsTryska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 01:30 PM
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9. I was really tempted to push a few buttons with the GNC guy.....
but i couldn't get an adequate read on him.

he might have thought they were as ludicrous as i did, but we were both too scared of offending someone's religion to say what we really thought.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 01:21 PM
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6. What would Jesus drink?
My guess is nothing made or endorsed by Pat Robertson.

Maybe Jack & Coke?
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MsTryska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 01:31 PM
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10. I'm right there with ya......
if not jack& coke - perhaps lots and lots of red wine - it's antioxidants ya know. ;)
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 01:32 PM
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11. I have seen that before.
He's also a pretty good marriage counselor.:eyes:
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